I just discovered Burgers cause Boobs....  

travelingintexas 42M
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8/2/2005 5:10 pm
I just discovered Burgers cause Boobs....

In a blog written today by expatbrit49 that according to the English, fast food is the leading culprit in men getting boob reductions. OK I have a delima. I was just sitting here looking at Whataburger and thinking I was hungry.

However, I have just been terrified about Man Boobs. (Bobs)So.... Here is what I have to decide... Do I want to go get a burger and start hitting on bi-sexual women with a great imagination or go to salad place and stay with straight women.

Hmmmmmmmm..... My problem lies more in the french fries. I really want McDonalds french fries. Durn English....... Must they take away my french fries? I could go to Subway... is that fast food? Jared doesnt really have man boobs does he? I bet Jared occasionaly still sneaks over to McDonalds for some fries don't you? When the cameras aren't on I bet he does!

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich anyone? I am so torn and confused now! If I eat a burger and fries tonight and a salad tommorow will I only have Man Boobs tonight? I can't handle this pressure!


rm_txrose4uNTX 59F
3289 posts
8/3/2005 1:01 am

ROFLMAO.... The things we put in our heads to keep us doing from things that we know aren't really good for us...but, trust me, if fast food really developed boobs, don't you think that every woman would be lining up for extra burgers???? lol.... and I do love Whataburgers....


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
8/3/2005 8:28 am

LMAO, it would totally suck knowing all those McD junkies could fill out my bra better then I. T

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Barbiebunny69 44F

8/3/2005 3:30 pm

Its Ok Texas, Im bi and liberal..c'mere i got a bra for you


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