I Have a Bit of a Problem...  

travelingintexas 42M
1/3/2006 5:44 am
I Have a Bit of a Problem...


I sort of need your help...

sweetest_sin_jesJess currently isn't speaking to me. Here is why.

We have been talking for months. Well, one thing sort of led to another and it got to the point we just HAD to see each other. So, yesterday, she came down. I had being doing some stuff and so I asked her to call me when she got 15 minutes out because I needed to shower and get dressed.

So when she called, I let her know I had left her a key in my truck, she could grab it and then let herself in. So, I hopped in the shower. When I was done with my shower, I walked out into the room toweling off and just as I did, the door started to open.

So I had a choice to make. I made it and I dove behind the curtains to hide and sort of scare her in fun. So I heard the door open and then close and foot steps. Sounded like she went into the bathroom, so I headed that way! When I got next to the bathroom door, I jumped out and yelled "BOO!"

That poor housekeeping lady sure was scared. Crazy guy standing there naked. So she picked up the toliet plunger and started cussing me in spanish and swinging the plunger. I ran away and jumped up on the bed to get away. Butt naked and no towel anymore. Let me tell you, she may have been small, but that lady could swing a toliet plunger! Well, about that time Jess opened the door and came in.

Thats how she found me. Standing on the bed, warding off a 4'11 housekeeper swinging a toliet plunger and yelling at me in Spanish. Jess turned around, walked out the door and drove all the way back to Arkansas and hasn't spoken to me since!

Any ideas on how I can make it up to her?

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
1/3/2006 8:04 am

Hopefully she'll read your post and see what happened....and give it another try. 'Cept next time...don't hide in the curtains and holler "BOO".

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

caressmewell 54F

1/3/2006 8:05 am

LMAO!! Sorry, but you would have had to pick me up off the floor from laughing at that sight. hehehe

helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
1/3/2006 8:14 am

Baby Face... as if you would do something so dumb as to have it off with a plunger!!

Was your cam on? Did any of the usual gang see what happened? Is there anyone who can corroborate your story? I mean, we did see that cleaning lady come into your room this morning, while you were out, getting your breakfast menu from McD's. Honest. We saw her. She took one look at your room and stomped off...

Miss F

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
1/3/2006 8:49 am

I sure hope you got that on video! LMAO! I always thought housekeeping announced themselves before they came in the room. LMAO


Plano69 55M

1/3/2006 9:09 am

Get the housekeeping lady to go up to Arkansas and stick her with the plunger like a suction cup and drag her back...? Or another method I always try (and even works occasionally) is to beg... (Don't forget the puppy dog eyes...)

StreaktheFreak 39F

1/3/2006 10:02 am

i have no answer...only laughter in response to this

tillerbabe 57F

1/3/2006 10:53 am

LMAO! (show her your baby arm..that always impressed me!)...or you know.. "the lil' guy"

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
1/3/2006 11:32 am

OMG Trav...I'm laughing so hard I can't even think and my secretary is looking at me like I have lost my mind...great coffee break, kid...thanks! LMAO

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

DTduzDallas 51F

1/3/2006 11:33 am

Why do you keep calling grandma the housekeeper?

ArealUnicorn 45F

1/3/2006 11:52 am

Well Trav...hmmm not sure...I suspect the reason she isn't speaking is she is still laughing at that sight..I know I am and I didn't see it in person....let her catch her breath, give her a shout and Im sure everything will be fine

crazyname67 50M

1/3/2006 12:11 pm

Misunderstandings happen. Just write her and explain yourself. But if I were you, I'd pull this post, because you may be objective right now.

tigger4u75 42F

1/3/2006 12:24 pm

Well, I do believe that she has either been way too sheltered or she has no sense of humor. If she won't even stick around to ask, then she didnt have a clue about what kind of person u were to begin with. Either she'll get over it, or u just need to move on darlin. There r plenty of other beautiful women out there for u. Good Luck either way!

rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
1/3/2006 12:41 pm

Well Trav...I am also laughing, so all you can hope for is like what slide said. She will see this, see that it was a all a mistake and that you wont ever hide behind the curtains again.

Yes, all housekeepers are suppose to annouce themselves, just in case...wink wink

hugs and smiles

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 38F

1/3/2006 12:48 pm

GACK! Do you know what toilet plungers do?

Hahaha (inside joke folks)!


silkysmoothlegs3 106F

1/3/2006 12:52 pm

Ok put yourself in her shoes ...

What would you have done...

And i want to know what happened when she left

did you get it on with the housekeeper...

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
1/3/2006 1:11 pm

LMAO. It could only happen to you.

I'm sure she will under stand.
All women are understanding. RIGHT

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
1/3/2006 2:44 pm

ROTFLMAO ... Oh my gracious! And I'm with Silky. I wanna know!! (Thanks SO MUCH for this belly laugh. )

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


noradee27 54

1/3/2006 3:03 pm

i, don't know but, i would of laughed my head off,i would of stayed,to see the outcome of your little problem, it just shows you have a sense a humor, i can't believe she walked off, i would'nt of missed it.... you now what i like reading your stuff, thanks for the laughs

Han54boat 65M
11669 posts
1/3/2006 3:32 pm

Was that housekeeper that good looking? Or the dress was ver short? Are is this some new sex pleasure that I'm missing out.
Thanks for the laugh.
She was just confuse about it. After cooling down, she will come around.

Cum to my blog and respond. Have a great kissing fun time.

bulging_boy 50M

1/3/2006 4:05 pm

What everyone doesn't realise is that the housekeeper was a MALE.

Yep folks. Sergio was pissed at Trav.

Jess just assumed it was another upset lover!


digdug41 50M

1/3/2006 4:22 pm


roaming the cyber streets of blogland

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
1/3/2006 5:31 pm

Send her an explanation and 5 dozen roses!!!

Good Luck Sweetie,



Jus_a_lady 55F

1/3/2006 7:04 pm

Too Funny!!! I needed a good laugh today!! Thanks! :d

rm_jynxgurl 31F
209 posts
1/3/2006 7:26 pm

LMAO ahhh!! omg soo funny, i need that plunger to help unsick me from the floor I was stuck here so long laughing!! LOL seriously i need help!!! @_@

bangingmyhead 55M
157 posts
1/3/2006 7:35 pm

The freaky perv in me wants to do that the next time I travel

AlbertPrince 59M

1/4/2006 12:37 am

Forget her! Next time you want to have a shower, call me and I'll bring my own toilet plunger.

ConfidentAndSexy 45F

1/4/2006 1:45 am

Maybe you shouldn't be so worried about what the lady thought as much as your own happiness, if this lady can't see how silly she was for reacting the way she did then it's not worth your worry. Maybe Jesse is embarassed in her own way. Or Maybe Just Maybe, Jesse was looking for a way "out" and used this as her escape goat. I mean think about it. If the scare was all in good fun and "shat happens" then what is the problem I swear some women are just way over the emotional point. I am sorry I f I offend you but I just wanted to write my thoughts. =) have a good day. And whenever you are down think of the bright side of that day, you got beat with a plunger by a hysterical housekeeper cursing you out in spanish. That's the best part.

bardicman 51M

1/4/2006 1:54 am

Bulge - The housekeeping being a male would explain the nasty message I hadd from jes on my VM. Something about the last straw and hoping to never see me in texas again.. I knew I wasnt in texas THAT day.

I am not dead yet

rm_txrose4uNTX 58F
3289 posts
1/4/2006 10:21 am

OMG, Trav.....

What happend to a gentle knock at the door - especially, for the first time of seeing one another??? lol...

I am laughing so very hard.... It had to be daytime or the housekeeper wouldn't have been about. Good thing it wasn't nighttime or the housekeeper and Jess would have truly been scared out of their gords!!!

I wouldn't blame either of them coming around your place for a very long time!!

(still laughing and chuckling....)


kyplowboy22 62M

1/5/2006 8:18 am

How can one lil feller stay in so much trouble?


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