Hooters Was Hiring...  

travelingintexas 42M
6/3/2006 2:03 pm
Hooters Was Hiring...

As you know the other night I walked in to Hooters and then had to walk back out because they were too busy. However outside was a sign that said

"Hooters Is Hiring! Apply Within!"

In this age of equal opportunity for everyone, where government regulation says businesses must hire people of every race, gender, color, creed, religion and condom size, I believe I was turned down for employment simply because I was a man.

I have bigger McManboobies then half of those women had Hooties. What is up with that? I can wear hose and prance around with wings and take peoples money just as well if not better than those little waitresses.

So it is my official determination that today begins Trav's Anti-Hooter-Hooters-Girls-Are-The-Devil Movement!

I was looked down upon because I was a fat, white man with McManBoobs. Plus I was 30 so I think there was a age thing figuring in to the choice the management made.

Where is Jessie Jackson when you need him? Al Sharpton?

I've been misjudgeacated! Misunderhire-ated! And Polyhootie-ated! Its just not right!

You hear me! Just not right and I personally believe I have experienced unmitigated antiwhite male Mcmanboobication of the 4th estate....errrr 1st degree!

Class action lawsuit here I come!

Who is with me?


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
6/3/2006 2:52 pm

They didn't hire you because your IQ is too high. That and you don't have the legs for those little orange hot pants.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

cookiequeen1000 54F

6/3/2006 3:18 pm

Hooters has already been through litigation for not hiring men as servers. The fellas won. Unless you lack the skills, they should hire you. Maybe the IQ comment from Daphne is right.

southrnpeach333 51F

6/3/2006 3:40 pm

I am sure they just didn't hire you because you package woulnd't fit into the little orange shorts. Hey, it works for me.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/3/2006 5:09 pm

1. I had to highlight that damn orange font just to read it

2. I am too underemedumacated too understand some of those long words.

3. Can I dip your McHooters in hot mustard sauce?

willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/3/2006 7:11 pm

Actually..... they turned you down because you were over qualified!!!!! you could read the app.!!!!!!

twirly_girl 48F

6/3/2006 7:55 pm

The real reason they wouldn't hire you is because the constant mop up of drool is a safety hazard and a liability risk for the establishment.

If you and your buds went to Hooters for some beer and wings...
Don't tell me you wouldn't be disappointed to get a dude as your server rather than a young girl with her tits and ass falling out of her clothes.

Now... If I were to go, I'd want a dude for a waiter... but this leads to my thoughts about how there should be a female version of Hooters called "Pecker's" and we should have all men servers wearing their tight pants that leave little to the imagination. Hmm...


bulging_boy 50M

6/4/2006 1:34 am

Personally I think the reason you didn't get the job is cause you applied for it...


Fucks sake man, I know you were dressing to impress... but really!

Mustard sauce man! Mustard sauce!

Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
6/4/2006 1:37 am

The reason I don't go into Hooters anymore is that my lady keeps snagging the girls for herself.......

check please....?

NG61...fading back into the shadows...

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/4/2006 3:23 am

In SPITE of my former career gig--
Many (MANY) years ago I was a waitress in a Gulliver's Travels themed restaurant. The waitresses were called wenches and the bushelp were squires. We wore low cut costumes with push up bras and heavy make up. It would never fly today but was really cool 20 years ago, and lots of fun. It was also the most professional waithelp training I ever had.

Ten years before that, I auditioned as a cocktail waitress for a Playboy Club but they found out I lied about my age and I couldn't really do the bunny dip. But I at least made it through the fitting interview and got to wear the costume with the little fluffy white bunny tail.

Times have changed.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

earthShiva 61M

6/4/2006 7:28 am

We always assume the worst. You think you didn't get hired because you weren't hot enough.

We all know better. Think about what a distraction it would have been for the rest of the other wait staff with you around. I mean, those poor babes have a hard enough time parading around in the little hot pants and getting all that polite attention from the other patrons. You know how hot it must get them, dealing day in and day out with all the ogles and flirty comments, and the frequent surreptitious touches. By the end of the shift, every one of them must be just dripping!

Now, put youself in the back room where they stack the paper goods at shift change and visualize what those fired up hooters girls would do to you. Good god, man! You wouldn't stand a chance of living through your first day!

You didn't get the job for your own safety, and to keep those crazed vixens from doing something that would sit on their conscience forever. I'm sure of it.

kyplowboy22 62M

6/4/2006 12:07 pm

It's simply McOutragous!

rm_LilBlondeNZ 41F
1028 posts
6/4/2006 3:04 pm

I would comment on this post but I CANT READ IT!!!!!!


Why would you post in yellow FFS?



HBowt2 60F

6/4/2006 3:33 pm

wondering would we be so distracted that we couldn't eat....I mean to be served by trav.......

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
6/4/2006 4:56 pm

Just wanted to say hello. It's been awhile since I disappeared off into blogland sunset with my boyfriend. I am off work for a month and a half and I am here to blog. Sorry about your hooter discrimination. damn them anyway.


concupiscentKid 41M

6/4/2006 5:14 pm

How can I get me some McManboobiewhatchamacallits?

pretzel_logic2 41M
31 posts
6/4/2006 8:22 pm

You're on your own on this one man. I don't want you delivering my wings with hard nipples and white shorts up your ass. I'll sell my hooter stock if that happens. Find your justice somewhere else.

HappyCouple5248 69M/65F

6/4/2006 11:39 pm

Get used to it.

White males (and Christians) are the only minority (yes, they ARE minorities vs. total population) that is not "protected" by some stupid, useless, racist, Government law and/or agency.

Where's the NAAWM (National Association for the Advancement of White Males)
Where's the WMDL (White Male Defense League)
Where's the NOWM (National Organization of White Males)
Where's the LUWMC (League of United White Male Citizens)

You can discriminate against them, call them any name in the book, deny them basic rights, abuse them, refuse to hire them, tell offensive jokes about them, and - rather than be held accountable - you will be held in high esteem for "sticking it to them".

They can sell girls' t-shirts that say "Boys are stupid; Throw rocks at them"
But, try to sell shirts that say "Girls are stupid: Throw rocks at them" and see what happens!!!
Or even "(choose your group) are stupid; Throw rocks at them" and see how fast you end up in jail facing all sorts of Federal anti-discrimination charges...

But men are fair game - especially Anglos...

Deal with it...

want2play926 46F

6/5/2006 6:14 am

They didn't hire you because you would look better in the uniform.

Jealousy is a bitch....and so are they!

You can serve me and I will give you a 'tip'. Then you can give me a 'tip' or more!

Lick_and_Tickle 49M

6/6/2006 7:34 pm

I support any action you choose to take with this situation and have started an "ANTI-HOOTERS GIRLS" petition that if need be I will travel the word to see that you are vindicated sufficiently. The obvious abiosos in Hooters should be replaced with abundant man titties and I will not rest until justice has been done. I want you to know what a personal sacrifice this is because i abso-fucking-lutely love tits!! But for you, my friend, it is a sacrifice i will willing endure.

twostrokehotty2 55
28 posts
6/7/2006 1:42 pm

"Polyhootie-ated", LOL!!! What a hoot!

rm_LUV505ACTION 47
27 posts
6/15/2006 8:52 am

This was funny!!

I'll think of this tonight! I'm meeting friends there at 5!

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