Hadn't Planned On It But Here We Go!  

travelingintexas 42M
1/22/2006 6:21 pm
Hadn't Planned On It But Here We Go!

Caption Up! Caption Up!

I really hadn't but I stumbled across this and well... you get the idea...

So, come on, the caption weekend is almost over! Lets get to writing captions!

For a New Twist~~
Write a *FFA* profile for this stud... ya know ya wanna...

Have a great weekend!


Caption Weekend History...

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
1/22/2006 9:31 pm

I can't stop giggling long enough to write a profile about that. ahahahahah, that's just too funny. hahahahahahahaha

*whew* Okay here goes...

Hi, I'm Bubba. You can find me in the federal pound me in the ass prison. I want YOU to be MY bitch!


LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
1/22/2006 9:36 pm

20 year old woman looking for sex with anything.

I am a well build woman looking for some hot action from anything that will have me. I'm not desperate, I just love sex. I do construction work and love hitting the bars with the guys after work and sloshing down a few beers. I am fit and have no problem holding my own in mud wrestling, bronco riding or just a plain ole bar fight. I am known for my expertise in giving the best blow jobs around. My secret is the little thing I do with my mustache that just drives the men crazy!!!!! I love romance and a lot of foreplay that includes everything from arm wrestling to a bit of tossing each other around the room. I also love tender touches and passionate kissing.
I love dressing up in sexy clothes for my man. Here you see me in my leathers, but I also love going out in my sexy black strapless cocktail dress with my spike heels, so be sure and let me know what you want to see me in. When it comes to the hot steamy sex I like to wear my spurs with heels and fish net stockings with black garters and a sheer teddy.

I am willing to try everything with anything.

The kind of man I am looking for must be average to large with a huge wang. I have broken too many of those little petite guys. This man must love mustached women with hairy chest. By the way I am shaved "down there".

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

keithcancook 61M
17956 posts
1/22/2006 11:32 pm

"Yes, Mistress."

rm_funlvinguy79 38M

1/22/2006 11:35 pm

You seen my bride? We's late fer the hitchin'

TTigerAtty 63M

1/22/2006 11:35 pm

"Trav's Man Servant"

TabithaElectra79 39F

1/23/2006 1:40 am

Well i think he's singing 'Amazing Graze' and is part of St BDSM's boys choir...

Am i right?...Am i??

TabithaElectra79 39F

1/23/2006 1:43 am

Whoops i meant 'Amazing Grace' !

LMAO, must have been the sight of those bare legs....

starlight_runner 40F

1/23/2006 3:37 am

"ok who stole my teddy bear!!!!!!!!!!"

angelbaby4650 105F

1/23/2006 5:04 am

Hard Gay "Lamone." ?*

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
1/23/2006 10:04 am

Do you think this leather makes me look fat?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

onelittlesecret 34M
1579 posts
1/23/2006 11:00 am

And here you can see Tony modeling a luxurious leather version of the typical New Zealand wedding garb.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
1/23/2006 12:56 pm

NO! That is NOT farmboy's new picture.

Damn you Trav.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
1/23/2006 1:04 pm

Hi boyth. My name ith Bruthie.

I am looking for a HOT boytoy that likth to watch me strut my stuff. I'll dreth up for you any way you with. I've got legth and I know how to uth them. Come check out my thobbing manmeat if you have the balls. Oooo, I juth LOVE big, hard, hairy ballth. YUMMY!!!

You muth have at leath 8 inches becauth I have been into thith lifestyle for a long time and I am juth a teety bit stretched. teehee.

Looking forward to tasting one and all.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

EyeCandy33333 46F
761 posts
1/23/2006 1:49 pm

For some reason I am just drawing a "blank"!A big blank!

EyeCandy33333 46F
761 posts
1/23/2006 1:52 pm

He's probably wearing "pleather" not leather!

rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
1/23/2006 3:01 pm

trav--please please tell me you're not talking about Philip Seymore Hoffman..the greatest actor of our generation....did you see "Capote"?


Fred 's date for the prom? Killed herself...


swimmer978 50M
4 posts
3/1/2006 1:37 am

"I'm gonna take ya to eet AFTER I fuck ya"

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