Comment Whoring Under the New System for Dummies  

travelingintexas 42M
2/20/2006 10:36 am
Comment Whoring Under the New System for Dummies

I, being the effervescent Trav, or is it efficient (I forget) have hired teams of individuals, support and administrative staff to study the machine that is the blogs. My findings are so explosive that the very face of blogging here on this site will change from this day forward.

For free, I am about to reveal the “super-secret-do-not-tell-anyone-step-by- step-process-that-if-adopted-by-the-legions-of-bloggers-here-will- absolutely-change-the-face-of-this-site forever” secret. Why would I share this information with you? Well, it is because you are all my friends! Of course, it is also my sacred and sworn duty to do so. Plus I am bored.

What is this “super-secret-do-not-tell-anyone-step-by-step- process-that-if-adopted-by-the-legions-of-bloggers-here-will- absolutely-change-the-face-of-this-site forever” that you speak of Trav? Well person that does not currently know the “super-secret-do-not-tell-anyone-step-by-step- process-that-if-adopted-by-the-legions-of-bloggers-here-will-absolutely-change- the-face-of-this-site forever” secret but is soon to discover the “super-secret-do-not-tell-anyone-step-by- step-process-that-if-adopted-by-the-legions-of-bloggers-here-will- absolutely-change-the-face-of-this-site forever” secret, let me tell you!

Unique comment? Unique Response? What does it really mean? Well, I had a team of engineers, foresters, NASA and forensic scientists research this issue over the last month and after number crunching, readjusting our hypothesis’ and other scientific “thingies” we have come to the point were we are ready to release our “super-secret-do-not-tell-anyone-step-by- step-process-that-if-adopted-by-the-legions- of-bloggers-here-will-absolutely-change-the-face-of-this-site forever” findings to the world.

Do I expect ridicule, scorn, and shame? Of course!

Should I expect naysayer’s, unbelievers and laughter? Wouldn’t expect less!

However, my team of copyrighters, legal experts and tax collectors believes fully that the truth must come out. What I am fixing to reveal, if adopted, will unequivocally change the “most popular list” forever! I am an agent of change. Oh yes, I am here to set the record straight.

Lest we forget, this site is run by “money hungering, mean ol’ capitalists” out to steal your soul. (Full Disclosure: I am a “money hungering, mean ol’ capitalist) They are driven by profit here on this site. Oh yes, you heard me correctly, PROFIT! Evil! They are trying to feed their own families, buy shoes for their kids, employee others by forcing us into paying money to meet others for sex and to blog. Just seems unfair to me. The nerve of these people!

So, I have read the research gathered by my army of accountants and insurance underwriters and I have determined, based on their mounds of paperwork, powerpoint presentations with moving text and pretty pie charts, that the recent changes to the way comments are counted around here is in effect a calculated attempt to drive sales and profit margins. Oh yes, you heard me correctly! money grubbers all! What drives profits on this site? WOMEN! Oh yes. Supply side economics at work folks! The more women that are featured up front, the more men participate and the more men that join and participate equals more sales. It is a beautiful model and one I plan to shatter today!

How? The following “super-secret-do-not- tell-anyone-step-by-step- process-that-if-adopted-by-the-legions-of-bloggers-here-will- absolutely-change-the-face-of-this-site forever” plan was designed to ergonomically help the men build their blogs! Ladies may join in. But as my gender and personal classification is denoted as Male, I first and foremost believe this will help support the men here. So my examples will be indicative of men using the system. However, women can use the very same model and expect the same if not better results.

So now, on with the show!

The way the site is currently set up is that one comment from an individual counts once every 30 days to your numbers. So, if I visit your site more than once a month and leave more than one comment during that month, only one of those comments count to your numbers. Make sense? Good. Now, many of us have people that read us faithfully or have those that read us but don’t respond. Perfectly fine. However, growth of a blog is hindered under this new system.

How can this system be beaten? Easily my friends, easily, although it will take a concerted effort on the part of those that accept the “super-secret-do-not- tell-anyone-step-by-step-process-that-if-adopted-by-the-legions-of- bloggers-here-will-absolutely-change-the-face-of-this-site forever” as the new way of blogging.

So here is what you do.

1) Determine how many comments you wish to receive each month. Call it 300.
2) All you must do is devise a revolving plan of blogs you will visit over 31 days.
3) You then visit 10 different Blogs a day from your schedule and leave a comment on each of those blogs. (You may then visit your normal blog friends)
4) This has you publishing 310 blog comments a month on 310 different blogs. Very simple.
5)Assuming that most people will of course adopt this plan of action you can then expect 300 comments a month. (Of course there is the whole “who are my 310 blogs going to be” issue and making sure they reciprocate and add you to their blog comment list! But that is your responsibility, not mine! What? I can’t do all the work for you!)

There you have it, the “super-secret-do-not- tell-anyone-step-by-step-process-that-if-adopted-by-the-legions-of- bloggers-here-will-absolutely-change-the-face-of-this-site forever” plan. You now have the power to set your course of blogging success! Want 1000 comments a month, just change the number to 32 different blogs a day and viola!

Well, I am off to pack up and close down my research facility. I truly hope this helps you create the blog you always wanted. Your destiny is now in your hands!!!!!

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
2/20/2006 11:10 am

ok here goes,i'm commenting so you have my unique for the month

I'm a

i'm here to stay

digdug41 50M

2/20/2006 11:11 am

there goes my day off ROFL!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

saddletrampsk 55F

2/20/2006 11:16 am

makes sense to me..

Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
2/20/2006 11:18 am

what if I make 300 fake profiles, and post 300 fake comments on my blog? would that be cheating?....or I could just hang out in your blog, and promote my own,....yes thats exactly what I will do.

COMMENT ON MY BLOG, NOT TRAVS! I heard he doesn't have a wee wee!! I read it on DD's blog it must be true!

I wonder if that will work...hmmmmm or would that be bad nettiqute? you tell me, your the pro!

caressmewell 54F

2/20/2006 11:22 am


You've just figured this out?

agedinwood757 65F
297 posts
2/20/2006 11:30 am

ok I guess I should get busy. Speed typing helps...


southrnpeach333 51F

2/20/2006 11:36 am

Oh my goodness, I am going to have to purchase another laptop mabye two, keep them running 24/7, simultaneously, getting my calculator out now, how many blogs was did you say I would have to comment on? Or maybe I will just post pics of naked women a new one everyday or a new sex position that way everyone would come to my blog everday to see..... oh wait, that would be a web site not a blog, oh hell this is complicated.

ByteChaser2 54M

2/20/2006 11:40 am

Man - this sounds suspiciously like one of them pyramid/"send this to your 3,650 closest friends" kinda thing.

Couldn't I just be a sympathy whore and simply complain about it?

fantasylover_05 63M

2/20/2006 11:42 am

Boy you are BORED.. and have way to much time on your hands!! LOL

There is another way!!!

As you so eloquently point out.... this is MONEY driven!!

And being the "MONEY hungering, mean ol' CAPITALIST" that I am... My comment CAN BE BOUGHT!!! LOL LOL

PS... I will put this one on your tab Old Buddy

moonlightphoenix 46F
6508 posts
2/20/2006 11:46 am

Ahem...*backing towards the door* work for Amway, don't you??

ticktock500 45M

2/20/2006 12:01 pm

so if this plan is put into action by all, don't we all end up (more or less) in pretty much the same place as we are now? this IS a pyramid scheme, isn't it?

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/20/2006 12:47 pm

Jeezus Babycakes, you really need to get a life.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_elfandmaiden 51M/57F
59 posts
2/20/2006 1:33 pm

So let me get let me get this straight. Basically your saying if we comment on other peoples blogs, then they should comment on ours. What if after somebody comments on ours, we check them out and find nothing worth commenting to? Should we comment anyway just to help bet this system. And are you going to do the same for everybody that comments here giving you a new unique comment for this 30 day period?

Maiden's Elf

silkysmoothlegs3 106F

2/20/2006 4:02 pm

Trav i understood everyword
lying here in my bed smiling at you

Good research.. you might have told me that before i deleted most of my blogg..


Sorceror07 55M

2/20/2006 4:02 pm

or... you can do what rodney dangerfield did in "back to school" ...hire kurt vonnegut and a staff of writers to write blog comments for you on 1000 blogger's sites a day.

personally though, if i were to choose something rodney did in that movie i'd rather LIKE to do is to get into a hotub with 4 hot chicks and a snorkle during a wild party featuring oingo boingo.

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/20/2006 4:15 pm

Shit, I have a lot of work to do

Purry {=}


LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
2/20/2006 5:09 pm

Well considering not every blog you comment on will return the favor, you need to cushion your numbers with at least 5 to 6 more blogs. If you get extra comments...all the better.
What I want to know is if everyone implements your plan won't everyone have the same numbers of comments meaning that everyone will be on top?
Oh I guess it doesn't matter anyway. I could care less about being on top. Or even in the top ten. But thanks for the info.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

rm_sexxielynn 54F
72 posts
2/20/2006 5:13 pm

Not sure if this is my first comment to your blog in 30 days or not! I'm going to have to start keeping track aren't I?
I dunno, I think I will just continue to be the unpopular gal, following all you popular people!

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/20/2006 6:37 pm

Hmmm....If I just round up some of my BOYZand do a Hostile Take-over, then THIS WHOLE DAMN SITE & ALL THE COMMENTS IN IT WOULD BELONG TO ME!!!

bardicman 51M

2/20/2006 8:54 pm

It also helps if you live in an area that has more than 2 other people that can read or write.

I am not dead yet

kelly402005 53F

2/20/2006 8:56 pm

My enter button got stuck...........
"here I am"
"here I am"
"here I am".


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
2/20/2006 10:13 pm

I can think of many other things I'd rather do with my
hands, the meantime,
I think it's about time to slide off into dreamland ...

................ {=} good*night, Trav....

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
2/20/2006 10:16 pm

He's right, I came here for the women.


tillerbabe 57F

2/21/2006 1:25 am

Well "duh" had to "hire" someone for this? LOL! I gues being a woman on here isn't just about profits! Spaz! {=} Where's your shirt dammit?

leyndokona2 50F

2/21/2006 3:18 am

You forgot one thing, don't forget to hand in your resignation at work before you start blogging because you won't have time for your job.

Yours_2_Corrupt 40F

2/21/2006 6:18 am

Hmmm...I think I'll just continue the way I have been.
I like the bottom anyway...

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

2/21/2006 7:05 am

very complicated....

LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
2/21/2006 7:16 am

Yeah, this might work if, and that's a BIG "IF", people actually leave responses on the blogs of people that leave a comment on theirs. I happen to know of somebody (no names mentioned) that hasn't been to my blog in gawd knows how long because he's so busy visiting everybody else. But, that's okay, I'll live. I mean, just because I was the first person here to add your blog to a watch list way back when doesn't mean I would expect that you'd still be able to visit me now and then because you're now the BMOC and are too busy and all. It's okay. I'll get by.


aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
2/21/2006 12:42 pm

Great! This will only take me 1.34 years to catch up to you!

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/21/2006 3:59 pm

Son you have been in that hotel room to damn long.

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
2/23/2006 1:56 am

now if only your assumption of things going 'by month' were true

rm_JohnMacLaine 51M
585 posts
2/23/2006 8:00 pm

ok, this is way too much work....

screw it, I am a firm believer of quality over quantity. So long as I am happy with my blog, I dont care where it stands...

Nice research tho Trav


"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi

(Princess Lips)

2/24/2006 2:40 pm

math gives me a headache...


GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
2/25/2006 3:43 pm

shutz gob

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