Caption Up! Man... This is Corny!!!  

travelingintexas 42M
3/25/2006 12:30 pm
Caption Up! Man... This is Corny!!!

Caption Up!!! Caption Up!!!

OK EVERYONE! It is that time...
This weekend we go into the politcal arena and who have I selected but everyones favorite target!

So, ya know what that means! Let’s Caption!!!!

For those new to this, write a funny, serious, or anything in between caption for this picture!

Who's your momma! Errrrrrr....


Caption Weekend History

Sorry... I took it down for a second to update it... The smilies were aggrevating me!

Sorceror07 56M

3/25/2006 1:48 pm me magically pull a corncob out of Dick's ass!

the second installment of our escape from jail and subsequent journey around blogworld is in the ready... i'll post it tonight...

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/25/2006 2:18 pm

Time for your punishment for that tagging thing Trav Now BEND OVER

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/25/2006 2:20 pm

this is the easy one:

"You want me to shove it where?"

I'll think about it and come back with something better later.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

seek_u_topia 52M

3/25/2006 2:21 pm

Is this somebody's idea of a joke, cause in Crawford, this wouldn't be a very popular joke....You want me put this where?...But if I do, hmmm...will it improve my public approval rating?

and a real dubya quote...

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

travelingintexas replies on 3/25/2006 2:27 pm:
I just moved from the town I grew up in and it was about 30 miles from Crawford.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/25/2006 2:26 pm


"Uh, Secretary Rumsfeld and I promised we'd take care better care of our military personnel. So I'm starting with the kernels. Uh, is that what you meant?"

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

libgemOH 57M/54F

3/25/2006 2:40 pm

hmmmm, really shouldn't play, since you are under arrest and all but....

"And that Bill thought he was cool with a cigar."

2943 posts
3/25/2006 2:41 pm

"Ok Dick. Are ya ready for that skeet lesson we talked about the other day? I'm gonna throw this here corn up in the air and you aim and shoot. Ready kids?"

If it looks like a duck...quacks like a's probably a duck. When Dick has the gun ya'll better Duck!!



PassionKisses4Me 45F

3/25/2006 2:46 pm

"You want me to shove this where????"



champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
3/25/2006 3:39 pm

Don't misunderestimate me, my well-oiled ass can take it all in, kernals and all!

firestarter665 44M/40F

3/25/2006 3:44 pm

OK here's mine:

Hey Monica, maybe you should take a step up from the cigar and try this!!!

Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
3/25/2006 4:12 pm

"To show we're serious about cutting gov't expenses, this is the new toilet paper being used in the White House"

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
3/25/2006 4:33 pm

Am I evil? Yes I am!
Did I say that out loud?

Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
3/25/2006 4:49 pm

We have found the WMD!

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/25/2006 5:13 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:

    "Uh, Secretary Rumsfeld and I promised we'd take care better care of our military personnel. So I'm starting with the kernels. Uh, is that what you meant?"
Ahhaha, Wahine is becoming quite the comedian. Put a "duh" at the end of that and I think you have a wiener.

ThumbChickStool 34F

3/25/2006 5:32 pm

Is this supposed to replace our dependency on foreign oil?!? If that works, how am I supposed to explain my future invasion plans??

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
3/25/2006 5:43 pm

Please make sure to vote for the Warden of Punishment for Blogville - See post = [post 284927]

Thanks - Whisper...

VATraveler1948 69M

3/25/2006 5:49 pm

OK, here's my caption Ladies, this was good enough for my momma and my grandma so it should be good enough for you. You won't even need to buy the batteries.

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/25/2006 6:32 pm

They may have taken the dishes, the drapes, the towels and the silverware, but I found this in the Oval Office left over from the Clinton Administration.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
3/25/2006 7:20 pm

This little thing right here, is going to save my ASS and gas PRICES, that I fucked UP!

willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
3/25/2006 8:42 pm

Ladies and gentleman of the press...... I give to you the NEW Head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency!

clevergirl4U 59F

3/25/2006 9:24 pm

"We no longer have to rely (code: take it up the ass from those Ay-rabs) on foreign supplies of oil. THIS is our alternative source of fuel!"

SilkenKiera 39F  

3/25/2006 10:09 pm

don't get me started on this one!!


starvingnow 49F

3/25/2006 10:22 pm

Damn it...leave me alone...I'm still on vacation!

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
3/25/2006 10:33 pm

LOL.... "and the secret for the 'congress' waddle is out.'


citizen_2point5 48M
71 posts
3/25/2006 11:00 pm

The butter on it makes it hard to get my ass clean.

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
3/25/2006 11:12 pm

love it love it love it

EyeCandy33333 46F
761 posts
3/25/2006 11:37 pm

They tell me... this thing is an ear of corn- I say to you "Jed-you're a millionaire you hillbilly!"

tillerbabe 57F

3/26/2006 12:15 am

"Give a man corn and you can put food on his family for a week.., Teach a fool to grow it...teach a a man.ooh![b}We won't be fooled again!"

tillerbabe 57F

3/26/2006 12:17 am

"Give a man corn and you can put food on his family for a week.., Teach a fool to grow it...teach a a man.ooh!we won't be fooled again!"

rm_spatsagain 62M/62F

3/26/2006 5:40 am

...Oh sure, cucumbers and zucchini and carrots are fine if that is all you have around the house but the added texture of these little bumpy thingies makes all the difference in the world.....

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
3/26/2006 9:42 am

btw Trav hon I really think you should have to come play spin the bottle as punishment for the Tag game...Instead of playing tag, can we play spin the bottle

kelly402005 53F

3/26/2006 10:05 am

....He just said "kel,I hear your son is giving his service to this country, fighting in Iraq right now? Here, have a corn cob, shoved it up your ass... "........ My response, " If I knew you were gonna fuck me for it, I would have backed up and told you to give it me good... You asshole".....It was on the news, I'm told........I don't watch it anymore.

travelingintexas replies on 3/27/2006 8:59 am:

I have three family members over there. I know and understand your worries but not as a mother for her son.

Just know you have my upmost respect as does your son for what you are going through. I know it counts little but I for one am extrememly proud of your son and for the job he does for me and my family!

fantasylover_05 63M

3/26/2006 11:42 am

The Honorable Court has heard much tearful testimony and feels deeply for the wounds inflicted upon you!!

[post 285663]

Please spread the word so all who have been defiled and violated will indeed get their day in Court and due restitution!!

travelingintexas replies on 3/27/2006 8:57 am:
Damn ambulance chasers....


EyeCandy33333 46F
761 posts
3/26/2006 11:45 am

Actually, this thing is the latest in technology-it will save us from emmmm terrorists(don't know how-but Dick Chenney said so)!

DrLoveEsoterica 64M
219 posts
3/26/2006 8:25 pm

"Farmer Gore said I could do WHAT with this????"

travelingintexas replies on 3/27/2006 8:56 am:
Hey there and welcome to my blog!

BlueEyedSoul65 52M
1027 posts
3/26/2006 9:21 pm

Hey at least I can spell better than Quayle, C..O......mmmmm R, hey Laura help me out here willya?

travelingintexas replies on 3/27/2006 8:56 am:
Welcome new comer to my blog trailer!

ArealUnicorn 45F

3/27/2006 3:59 am

Trav started what with who? He needs beat with this....

travelingintexas replies on 3/27/2006 8:55 am:
Trav prefers wet noodles...

Babel__Fish 46F

3/27/2006 5:41 am

no comment

travelingintexas replies on 3/27/2006 8:55 am:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Me either.... ;)

rm_macallan4u 48M
968 posts
3/27/2006 7:13 am

We have found the WMD'S!

tinamarie125 45M/45F

3/27/2006 8:48 am

Dick, whatdya do with the damn butter?

travelingintexas replies on 3/27/2006 8:54 am:
Hey there! Welcome to my blog and thanks for playing!

fantasylover_05 63M

3/27/2006 9:42 am


I simply must mirror your sentiment to Kelly!!

I do not have family (at least not blood family) over there...

I could not be prouder of the young men and women of our armed services!!

They perform functions no one should ever have to do and they do it with honor!!

rm_spatsagain 62M/62F

3/27/2006 12:47 pm

Trav.....spats here..............
Perhaps you would like to share this with others...Go to Keystone soldiers. Find "our music" look for "always"...hope you like it.this is as political as I will ever get......................S.

TTigerAtty 63M

3/27/2006 1:44 pm

On a serious note, ditto to what fantasylover_05 said above. May our actions in Iraq succeed in spreading freedom and democracy to that part of the world. And may the sacrifices of so many toward this end not have been in vain.

On a lighter note, my caption offering:

Standing in a Missouri corn field surrounded by friendly corn producers from a red state, the President observes ...

"Hmmmmm? Ya know, we can process this ear of corn into food, or into ethanol to be used as a fuel additive or into sour mash whiskey. 'Used to drink a little o' that Jack Daniels sour mash whiskey myself! Ya'll keep up the good work, ya here!"

MrNuttz05 50M

3/27/2006 2:56 pm

O.K. Dick? Why him? Why the 'bird'????

EyeCandy33333 46F
761 posts
3/27/2006 5:50 pm


wildoats19622 56M
3530 posts
3/27/2006 11:16 pm

Cornelius Cobb, where have you been? Condi, get over here and wash this thang!


Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.

rm_POODAH4 42M
5 posts
3/28/2006 10:43 am

Democrats use this for WHAT?

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
3/28/2006 12:25 pm

What do you mean, one day this is going to make all my oil stock worthless?

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
3/29/2006 6:54 pm

now condi, they ain't gonna catch us in the oval office playin with no cigars, you hear? hear me? the citizens of this great nation will never know that, i mean this is hard work, hard hard work, it's a hard job, and a man likes his corn buttered by the sweet flavor of the south. laura, she just, you know, the meds, it ruins the flavor o the sweet kernels, so i just stopped. . . now condi, about iran. you take this here ear of corn and. . . .

hotandhorny107 60F

3/30/2006 11:42 pm

Do you really think this will fit????

DeepRiverDreamin 48F
46 posts
4/1/2006 11:31 am


wickedeasy 68F  
31350 posts
4/4/2006 8:40 am

now laura dahlin', i thought we agreed, no more veggies in the bedroom

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

starlinnq 52F

4/10/2006 9:28 pm

I hear they can make booze outta this stuff! (hicup)

nightis 54M

4/11/2006 10:19 am

OK Sadam...whip it out, but I warn you...I use teeth.

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