Build a Blogger...  

travelingintexas 42M
10/30/2005 6:10 pm
Build a Blogger...

Background Music:
My Teddy and Me Theme Song

Hello My friends. Have you seen these build a bear stores where you build the perfect bear for you tastes? Well I for one think it is a fabulous idea. Any way to make money is a fabulous idea.

So I got to thinking, I am prepared to get robbed by this little vote thing that DTOXXX has going on, because you know chances are there will thousands of hanging chads and disenfranchised voters to contend with and I will lose because of the angry womens vote that has happened. But I digress...

Like I said I was thinking, what if we could do a Build-A-Blogger. And then my very next thought was... OH BUT WE CAN!

So here is what I thought. Taking either pictures of bloggers or profile pictures of non bloggers and Build-A-Blogger and then give us the bloggers personality.

How to Build-A-Blogger

1) Pick the body parts you want.
2) In order to add a picture do the following...

To add my picture do this [photo! travelingintexas]) Without the !... (I added the ! to it so you could see how it should be written
3) Add as many body parts as you want.

For instance to build:
Evil Woman seen running around the neighborhood flashing her eyes at people and sliding down poles. If found, please return to local pound.

Type the following without the !!!:
[photo! daphner][photo! saintlianna]
[photo! bella_]

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
10/30/2005 11:25 pm

You only wish we'd slide down your pole!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 50M

10/31/2005 2:08 am

It's like Mr Potato head... only sexier

1023 posts
10/31/2005 7:51 am

my question is how do you link to another without showing their true handle in the highlight (ie. 5er, or Trav) ?
The blogger I'm trying to build is me! hornyviking722
Or should I save that for bloggers of this friendly site?

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
10/31/2005 1:30 pm


Heterobisapien exposes all!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 38F

10/31/2005 4:31 pm


Ya'll didn't really think Trav and 5er were two separate people did you? This is what they really look like!

Traveling on a 5-speed ass!

This is why Trav and 5er have a traveling sex show together. The are siamese twins! Trav is the head and 5er the ass! And this is exactly how 5er came up with the term ass hats!

*ducks down and says in quasimoto voice "please master, don't flog me - I am but a humble humpback"*

hehe! I love ya'll!

It was a joke!

Get it?

Sorry! I couldn't help it!!!!!



10/31/2005 11:31 pm

hahahahaha off to prebuild will be back

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/1/2005 6:11 am


It's THIS big, really!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 50M

11/2/2005 2:51 am

Yeah baby... Now I'm never going to sleep


slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
11/2/2005 4:52 pm

Now that is funny.... BB... very cool sense of humor you have goin on there. LOL...

By the look lovely.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/2/2005 9:36 pm


Do you think me 'eads too big?

Which one?

Gads, now I'm typing with an accent.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 50M

11/3/2005 1:07 am

Thanks slide... but never mind my humour!

Do you like my breasts?

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/3/2005 9:31 pm


Seamstress needed to make clothing for busty conjoined-twins.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/3/2005 11:02 pm


Bulge, are you jealous of my nipple?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
11/4/2005 12:03 am


roll on floor piss myself laughing
time to change those jeans.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

(Princess Lips)

11/16/2005 8:01 pm

Daphne, lmfao...

that is too funny!!


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