Brothers and Sisters!!!! Will You Testify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

travelingintexas 42M
8/3/2006 5:15 am
Brothers and Sisters!!!! Will You Testify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl Scouts are evil...

Wanna know why?

Girl Scout Cookies...

Lets go ahead and call a spade a spade...

Thin Mints are nothing more than legalized crack.

Can I get an AMEN?

So... rather than just bitch... I decided to do something about it. So I called 9 11.

Have you ever called 9 11? Guess what! I have...

I had NOOOOO idea you werent allowed to ask what they were wearing. How was I supposed to know?

So anyway, my romance with the 9 11 operator finally blossomed. I finally got to meet her.

At my arraignment. Geez... I spent $800 buck on court costs to find out she had a humpback, a nose ring, a cornfed look and a moustache.

Best $800 I ever spent.

Told ya the Girl Scouts were trouble....

earthShiva 61M

8/3/2006 6:19 am

Well, after all. 911 IS a '900' number isn't it? All things considered, it sounds like one of the less expensive ones.

TzarsAmuseChant 42M
2854 posts
8/3/2006 6:34 am

Dude,I could have told you this if you'd asked. I've known it since I was six. I git kicked out fo cub scouts because i ate a brownie.

fantasylover_05 63M

8/3/2006 6:53 am


Now couldn't you plead INSANITY?? We KNOW it would be the TRUTH!

fantasylover_05 63M

8/3/2006 6:54 am

Or pehaps the FIFTH??

Ya know... the one you just finished!!

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
8/3/2006 7:28 am

Thin mints, crushed, mixed in to soft vanilla ice cream. Oh man, they should be shot for that one.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

digdug41 50M

8/3/2006 8:13 am

humpback and a nosering huh well it coulda been worse and she coulda had a fake leg too

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
8/3/2006 8:33 am

    Quoting TzarsAmuseChant:
    Dude,I could have told you this if you'd asked. I've known it since I was six. I git kicked out fo cub scouts because i ate a brownie.

Ewwwww mint. Blah My most hated of all Tic Tac flavors.


8/3/2006 3:27 pm

When my cousin was around 7 years old she was selling those damned cookies. I placed my obligatory order as usual. When my aunt went to pick up the boxes to be distributed, she found out my cousin had fudged a little on the order form...350 boxes of cookies ordered by non-existent people. Yep, my aunt and uncle had to pay for those boxes and yep, even after 20 years they cringe at the thought of a Girl Scout cookie.

Thin mints are great, but you have to get them nice and cold first. Hot ones are nasty.

4biddenlove4us 50F

8/3/2006 6:37 pm

<~ was a Brownie, does that make me a biscuit

EyeCandy33333 45F
761 posts
8/4/2006 12:04 am

Emmmm-knock knock-i used to be one of those girlies(Brownies and Girl Scouts-can't tell my troup number-then I'd have to shoot ya!) selling those cookies...

EyeCandy33333 45F
761 posts
8/4/2006 10:45 am

but a girl scout is always prepared...

2943 posts
8/5/2006 2:26 pm

Oh yummmm
Thin Mints!!!!! From the freezer they are like cold crack!!!!
I crush 'em up and smoke 'em!! What a minty head rush that is!
Quite refreshing at that! I got perky nipples just the thought...


rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/7/2006 1:40 pm

Thin mints are the bestest cookie!
Sorry for your trouble, man.

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