An Old Story Sure... But Why Not? ***Caption Weekend!!!***  

travelingintexas 42M
7/14/2006 7:26 pm
An Old Story Sure... But Why Not? ***Caption Weekend!!!***

Caption Up!!! Caption Up!!!

OK Folks... we all know about 'ol Tom Cru-azy... Yup...Its old news... but I cant remember where I found my old Caption Weekend pictures. So in the meantime, lets do this one! So....

Ya know what that means right????? It is time to Caption the fruitcake!!!!

For those new to this, write a funny, serious, or anything in between caption for this picture!


Caption Weekend History

For those of you still wondering... Walmart... $1200... Sweet must have been following me around because the breakdown she did was eerily close, especially to the first trip Quit stalking me already...

Wednesday my babies... Wednesday... Internet at home is installed...

hotandhorny107 59F

7/14/2006 8:23 pm

Look I can fly....

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
7/14/2006 8:26 pm

"Open up Oprah, I'm divin' in."

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
7/14/2006 8:31 pm

"Guess what Opie? I fianlly found a woman I can ger a raging semi for.....woooooooooooooooooooo"

2943 posts
7/14/2006 8:48 pm

Dammit Oprah...look closer!..I swear there's a little mini-scientoligist living in my pants!!!

I love these caption thingys!


barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
7/15/2006 12:50 am


Im in love with Steadman!!!!

Its good to be...ME

ella1966 51F
1528 posts
7/15/2006 6:16 am

Trav, this is ella, you don't know me from a pound of fish, but anyway here goes, I might get some attention now!

Thank God "Our Nic" (as us Aussies refer to Nicole Kidman) got rid of Mr Cruise, eh? But don't worry, there was a send up of Nic's new hubby, Keith Urban on a sketch comedy show here down under, so no-one is spared!

Anyway, I still come back and visit your "Feliz Navidad" post, it absolutely splits my sides!

ella X


7/15/2006 6:20 am

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!

sexyariesgirl 58F

7/15/2006 8:49 am

Calgon....take me awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....

Power To FOK

Mermaidslut 51F

7/15/2006 11:57 am

I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did....

I did, read the book club home work assignemnt, but I just can't tell you about it anymore. Then the dog ate it.

EyeCandy33333 45F
761 posts
7/15/2006 11:31 pm

"Today's music ain't got the same soul-I like that old time rock and roll!!!!"

want2play926 46F

7/16/2006 9:18 pm

'I wanna buy Jacko's Ranch' crazy oves out another crazy moves in The circle of life continues

benibluetwo 48F

7/16/2006 11:16 pm

But I AM a child at heart and I deserve a woman half my age!!!




TravelinsAuntPat 51F

7/17/2006 1:40 am

Look at me I am just plain an idiot and now the whole world knows it fer sure.................... I believe I can fly.....

rm_sheople 46M
42 posts
7/17/2006 2:43 am

“Mommy! Mommy! Guess what! After Katie gives birth, I get to snack on her placenta!"

[the subtitle]
"Goody! Goody! Goody!

It’s so nutritious…loaded with twelve essential vitamins and nutrients!
I get to eat the cord, then……

Yummy! Yummy! Yummy!

I get placenta in my tummy!”

bulging_boy 50M

7/17/2006 3:02 am

And once I'm straddling Ron like this, I gently lower myself onto his throbbing cock.

Oh god yes.

If I keep this thought in my head, I might be able to fuck Kate tonight.

EyeCandy33333 45F
761 posts
7/17/2006 5:05 am

Scientology =yyyyyessss!!!!!!!-no drugs-no depression-no pain-- O-I swear those women know not what they preak of!

EyeCandy33333 45F
761 posts
7/17/2006 5:07 am

I meant speak -lol!

Greekgirl4u06 40F

7/17/2006 1:28 pm

what do you mean, lay off the caffeine!?

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
7/17/2006 5:12 pm

Get your fucking shoes off my couch you ignorant white boy.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

ish_kabible 47M
12 posts
7/17/2006 5:24 pm

"I'm really tall - See? See?"

ish_kabible 47M
12 posts
7/17/2006 5:37 pm

"Dammit woman! My next penile implant will make it this long!"

Smiles1962006 58F
525 posts
7/18/2006 11:31 am

"I hate new couches...ya gotta make 'em comfy!!"


Steel_Legs 60M/F

7/20/2006 1:59 am

Oprah: Tom, this is live, we're not taping here. You understand?

Tom: Huh, what? Live? Oh shit - Well no matter, my people will call your people, I'll have this bit schmoozed to look like I'm putting out a fire on your couch and saving your life. You'll see.

Oprah: Whatever...

kyplowboy22 62M

7/21/2006 7:25 am

Oh shit, Oprah!!! Phil McGraw left some cooties on the couch and they're tickling my 'nads like crazy!!! Get 'em off, get 'em off!

earthShiva 60M

7/21/2006 11:00 pm

Tom, are you off your meds again?


7/24/2006 9:08 am

Oprah, ain't it great that Frank Perdue put you were you are today. Hey, Oprah why don't you spend some of your hundreds of millions on helping poor Appalachian kids.


7/24/2006 9:10 am

You honky you can't dance and you sure don't shine, so get your ass off my furniture before I do a driveby.


7/24/2006 9:13 am

Oprah, out of all the sisters in America you'd think they would have one better looking than you.

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