toys2us 59M/59F
48 posts
5/4/2006 7:02 pm

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5/6/2006 6:50 pm


Well, I met this chick who says if we are to get together, I need to get some protection. I asked her why she would want a 240 pound guy named Guido with us on a date?

She went on to explain about this rubbery tube looking product that you put over your head while having sex and it protects you. So I went to the local pharmacy on my way home and asked for one of these rubbery things.(The checker did look a little amused at my purchase, guess not many lint guys get protection)

So, I get home and go to try this out. First what a *%#@& trying to get that thing over my head, cut off circulation , not to say breathing was difficult.

But, I have the hang of it now and think going in head first this weekend will be different, although kind of exciting and of course I will be protected. *wonders, what do I need protection from?*

Til Next Time,
May your Colors never Fade

rm_abutoo2 45M
1078 posts
5/4/2006 7:26 pm

I thought that cool lint dudes used bounce to keep things from clinging to them. No STD's with no static cling right?

toys2us replies on 5/5/2006 6:56 pm:
LOL, Okay we will try the bounce thing next time, sounds like fun

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