kleenex, tater tots and phish food  

tipadee 37F
1316 posts
1/21/2006 12:18 am

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kleenex, tater tots and phish food

OH OK ... I have a secret.

Not that there are many around.

Anyway back to my secret. I hate The Notebook. Whatever you might say about it ... I don't really care. I have never watched it and I am pretty sure that if I try hard enough I won't ever have to. That movie is dangerous. If you see it ... run in the other direction.

Just flipping through the channels and I ran across it and I watched the most I have ever seen of it. About 5 seconds. That was long enough for my brain to say "stab yourself in the eye with a straw".

Just don't go there. This movie causes self destruct. I know people that have cried for days because of it... there was even this one person that's my brother-in-law's sister's best friend's cousin knew that had an allergic reaction to kleenex, tater tots and ben & jerry's phish food because of it. He was in the hospital for days, they even had to remove his testicles, because he was watching The Notebook. He/she hasn't fully recovered, but he wasn't really right anyway.

This is going out to all you ... if anyone wants ever wants you to watch it .. JUST SAY NO!! You will be changed and it won't be for the better. Do not get notebooked. It's just not worth it.

RedheadedMedStd 35F

1/31/2006 9:19 pm

Thanks for the warning! I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!

rm_4yousexyeyes 106F
307 posts
1/27/2006 3:48 am

I will agree if anyone tries to get me to watch it again I will stab myself in the eye with a straw! Kind of like Million Dollar Baby in the drama will kill you section, well I wasn't prepared for it, I thought it was supposed to be inspirational, like Rocky or something..... geez why didnt someone shoot me. So it kicks me in the ass and I end up getting all spazzed out over it bawling my eyes out and saying get your hand off my boob you insensitive prozac chewing non feeling idiot.

Love your blog!

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
1/22/2006 3:04 pm

thanks for the tip...I won't have to add it to my netflix list now. I was suspicious when my co-worker recommended it to me...she has always struck out with her recommendations. maybe shes just really, really lame.

rm_Smile_My_Way 60M
1519 posts
1/21/2006 9:55 pm

I will stay away from it. Wouldn't want to lose my balls; not that I'm using them.

skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
1/21/2006 9:35 pm

Are you familiar with "Don't think about pink elephants?" If it didn't take too much effort to rent it, now I would have to.
I don't really need my testicles but anything that makes you allergic to Ben and Jerry's can't be good.

craptoast 40M

1/21/2006 12:29 pm

i'm not sure why we went to go see it, what sequence of events led us into the theater. we should've known better, maybe we were in the mood for a love story... as the opening credits started and the images of the waves on the lake faded onto the screen, she leaned over to me and said something like, this does not bode well. ten minutes later we got the hell out of there and snuck into a far more classy film, farenheit 911. i didn't see anything terribly wrong with the notebook, other then it was going to be overly sentimental and ridiculous, and probably on the boring side, but she had to get out, was not going to waste her time with such pablum, even though we hadn't paid anything to get in. i've never seen anymore of the film, so i can't really comment. we walked out of a lot of films together. once three in one night. those were the days. the days of walking out of films.

rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
1/21/2006 12:29 pm

thank you for that warning, was thinking of getting it, now I guess I will go to whiskey river instead

hugs and smiles

caressmewell 54F

1/21/2006 6:09 am

LOL, I started watching it and just could not get into it. I guess I can safely say the "notebook" didn't get me. hehe

rm_cant_be_true 39M

1/21/2006 5:48 am

Phew... thanks for the warning. Someone wanted me to watch that with them tonight and I had never heard of it. Now I need to go call them and tell them "No! I want to keep my testicles and I like ice cream!" Thank you!

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
1/21/2006 5:21 am

What's so wrong about this movie? Just curious and not planning to watch it.

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