just what the doctor prescribed  

tipadee 37F
1316 posts
7/3/2006 6:37 pm

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7/31/2006 4:11 pm

just what the doctor prescribed

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions,
ask your doctor or pharmacist about

Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)


smallpenis4rent 40M
73 posts
7/31/2006 7:07 am

good then, small boobs for a small penis... i will need a deposit on that minimum 12 month lease though... wait hold on i'm getting away with a better deal... forge the deposit, just fedex your breastasies to me as quickly as possible and i'll email you my penis along with (for no extra charge) 2 balls... but wait there's more... act now and you'll receive the 4 minute instructional video "How to Properly Care for Your Small Penis" along with our handy wallet-sized book by the same name.


smallpenis4rent 40M
73 posts
7/24/2006 7:44 am

What? Pay an extra $10.69 with the installment plan? Hell no, I'll pay for them all up front thank you very much. Do you accept real estate as part of the payment? I've got a couple hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place which could probably cover most of it, the rest I could give you in Cheez-its and Yodels.

Or you can take what's behind curtain number 2...

I really haven't come up with a proper amount for renting my penis, no reasonable offer will be denied. See I only acquired the thing with the intent on turning it over to someone who could make better use out of it. It's definetely a fixer-upper. If you would like we could swap my small penis four your boobies... EVEN SWAP!!!

I know your boobs are probably worth more, but I'm just hoping your a sucker


smallpenis4rent 40M
73 posts
7/12/2006 11:51 am

one tequila,
two tequila,
red tequila,
blue tequila

wait i think i messed this one up, let me try again...

won tequila,
floor tequila,
puke tequila,
more tequila

no still not right... ohh fuck it, can i see your boobies?


smackyman 47M
3849 posts
7/9/2006 7:38 pm

Ok Tiff - what's the deal with the polar bears? Did they laugh at you on your school trip to the zoo? Was there one the lived in the neighbourhood that used to steal your lunch money? Jealous that they are making all of that money off of the Coke commercials? C'mon...

Oh, and I want the whole disgusting, sloppy dirty tequila story the moment they toss your cute lovin' ass in jail...I don't know what you did - but I'm sure it wasn't legal.


bipolybabe 56F

7/8/2006 11:43 am

Sounds like an endorsement from a woman who knows. Is there something else you'd like to confess?

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skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
7/4/2006 1:08 pm

_____Kinda reminds me of Jack Daniels. (from days gone by)


caressmewell 55F

7/4/2006 12:22 am

Yep, Tequila makes my clothes come off...


smackyman 47M
3849 posts
7/3/2006 10:32 pm

This sounds so much better then my Viagra! I'm going to head off to the liquor store to get a presription to Tequila® today. To think - I'd been using Rum and coke up until now to rid myself of shyness!

In all seriousness - you know that old line? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila - floor!? I doubt I could get past two!

I now want to hear about the whole weekend - c'mon, fess up...


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