big hearts, broken parts #3790297  

tipadee 37F
1316 posts
3/18/2006 11:20 pm

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3/28/2006 10:39 pm

big hearts, broken parts #3790297

Single Male 31, borderline alcoholic, receding hairline, expanding waistline, hideously overdeveloped right arm, small penis. Enjoys viewing animal porn and exercising right arm. Would like to meet a female, aged 18-80 for sex, and possibly other things. Seeking lifemate to help dig foxholes, make bombs, forage abandoned cities, determine which mutant plants are edible, clean and load machine guns, lay booby traps and stitch flesh. But mainly, and most importantly sex. Cause Armageddon won't be any fun to face alone. Willing to pay if needed.

craptoast


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
3/26/2006 7:07 am

there cant be two of these guys... can there? xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
3/24/2006 10:29 pm

only because I got to do what I got to do...and you have been tagged already. Tag...you're it. check out But I Don't Play Well With Others


norprin5 56M

3/23/2006 4:21 pm

very funny! oh, and by the way...

TAG!you're it, sweetie!

King Nor XVIII


AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
3/22/2006 10:42 pm

awesome! but where is toast to bask in his glory?


rm_CoolBrit69 54M
89 posts
3/22/2006 10:01 pm

Vick_Demise, your just jealous.

tipadee, if you do VD again (be sure to wash... no wait, that's another story) be sure to give him a Quadimodo hump -that way he'll have those three breasted women lining up outside his foxhole.


rm_CoolBrit69 54M
89 posts
3/22/2006 5:09 pm

    Quoting Wordsmith2004:
    Sometimes a roving nuclear apocolypse can just ruin your whole day

    Mutants need love too
Yeah, that and shrivel up your nuts too... radiation does that, you know.

Look on the bright side though, at least all the women will have three breasts

Mutants rule, Viva la mutants !!

But, try not to worry too much craptoast. With your physical attributes (quote - receding hairline, expanding waistline, hideously overdeveloped right arm, small penis) you will blend right in


docdirk 49M

3/19/2006 9:58 pm

Hmmm, I don't remember giving permission for my profile to be displayed in any blogs! LOL!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


rm_CoolBrit69 54M
89 posts
3/19/2006 12:19 pm

Slow down with the animal porn craptoast!

Otherwise, that overdeveloped right arm of yours will end up being hairy too -just like mine.


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