OK.... Maybe Everything Will Get Back to Normal  

texasbelle_ 42M/49F
100 posts
9/27/2005 9:58 pm

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OK.... Maybe Everything Will Get Back to Normal

Well… It has been a couple of days since we have posted. I have been running around like a crazy man trying to keep things afloat. The other night, when I got off, it appears [blog bella_] had been up at the top of the pole. Whatabigcokcyagot was at the bottom, jumping up and down and trying to bite her butt because the last time she had fallen she had landed on her Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. Unknowingly, the dog had her cornered on the ceiling.

Well, she couldn’t hang on forever, she fell and hit her head and Whatabigcockyagot ate the sandwich. Sad I know. But I had to call the Ambulance and I had one hell of a time explaining the mess to that lady. She wasn’t sure what to make of everything.

[blog bella_] had a head wound. She didn’t regain consciousness until Monday night. She thought she was Miss Piggy on Crack. It was really quite funny. She kept snorting, making googly eyes at Frogger and asking everyone for $5 dollars. Finally, the medicine kicked in and everything was ok. Not before she called no less than 14 people her Kermiewormy.

Anyway, I brought her home today and dadgumit if that stupid Dog Whatabig hadn’t torn up the house. He chewed on the trash can, evidently made out with what looks like a large piece of plastic and peed on my new shoes. Ughhhhhhh…. Whoever’s idea it was to get a dog the size of a horse needs to be hit over the head. Oh…. Wait…. They were…..

I will have more to write tomorrow. Or maybe if she is feeling better [blog bella_] will be here to tell you of whats going on. Talk to you soon!


keithcancook 61M
18138 posts
9/27/2005 10:37 pm


(Juan S)
2642 posts
9/27/2005 10:41 pm

Hate to tell you this Trav...He made poopy in your new Hat also...

DefiniteTrouble 51F

9/28/2005 6:16 am

I asked for a Dachshund, I got a military-trained German Shepard.

Cute "pup." Just reached 6 months and weighs right at 65 lbs. He drags me through the neighborhood, literally. It's like skiing with no equipment. The vet has assured me he'll top out around 120 lbs. But all will be fine then. Anyone know a good place to purchase a cheap saddle?

DefiniteTrouble 51F

9/28/2005 3:34 pm

lmao cute T (smack)

PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
10/6/2005 2:44 am

Arghhhh! My condolences on the loss of your hat, Tex.

My sister brought home a pup about 4 months ago. She hasn't bothered with housetraining him, and I'm too busy to care for him. I can't go barefoot in the apartment any more because the little bastard piddles and dumps whenever and wherever he feels like it. Not only that, he's chewed every other chair leg to splinters.

I swear, if it weren't for the way he looks at me I'd have tossed him off the balcony already. Damn those brown puppy eyes...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

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