By request  

AughtMusedSpill 49M
381 posts
11/2/2005 1:34 pm

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8/10/2009 5:33 am

By request

Over on Sweetest_Sin_Jes she posted [post 125322] to try to get me to post more often. Well, the only request was to write a poem, and since I can't refuse her, here it is. This is going to shock some people, because it's a poem that won't have
carriage returns in
the middle
sentences, and it will RHYME!

She has a face that is so fair
Sexy sexy long dark hair
I've seen her in her underwear
Jess Jess Jess

Her pretty smile is so white
Smart? Oh yes she's really bright
But something 'bout her just ain't right
Jess Jess Jess

Who'd believe this sexy dish
Is one who really loves to fish
She's the answer to my every wish
Jess Jess Jess

Smarties are her favorite candy
With chickens she is not so handy
Webcams tend to make her randy
Jess Jess Jess

She is a sexy senorita
That does not want a margarita
And those chickens? No, I won't call PETA
Jess Jess Jess

Copyright tedzilla99 2005
Yeah, like someone would actually plagiarize this crap

caressmewell 54F

11/2/2005 2:30 pm

lol You are such a good sport!

sleeplessknight1 69M

11/2/2005 3:12 pm

good one....
I always put a notice at the bottom of my poems....
I should also put a warning at the top....

Good rhyme.

rm_bella_ 48F
4030 posts
11/2/2005 3:37 pm

Now this is romance if i have never seen it before my eyes...lucky girl!

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
11/2/2005 9:36 pm

Somebody has a crush in here bella, that is for sure...


SibylBatchAxile 44M
384 posts
11/3/2005 4:32 am

Very good, ted! (and very sweet, too...I am sure she will love it!)

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 38F

11/3/2005 6:44 pm

Mr. Cutie-Pie Zilla,

I've already told you elsewhere how I love this cute little poem, but I'll tell everyone else too -


Thanks, Ted for keeping your promise of posting something!!

And for those who are wondering, I think Ted has a crush on someone else! He wrote this because I wanted him to post something. He was just doing me a favor. I wish I was the object of his affection!

Thanks again my "fishing" partner! (((((HUGS)))))





hehe - smooch!

Rowan_Taltos 49F

11/3/2005 8:38 pm

That was great.
I liked the PETA part. Honestly, how many poems mention PETA?

gnr8nrg 47M

11/4/2005 10:48 am

Great poem and funny.

rm_MamCsDawne 47F
218 posts
11/5/2005 11:54 pm

wow.. witty charming and talented.. i find out more about you every day tedzilla.. awesome job on the poem.. (yes i finally found your blog.. and my sis will too)

MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
11/11/2005 2:21 am

Ehh...okay so he IS a cutey and a poet. Now I have to join that erotica chanting.........lets see a story. Throw in a few pics *perv* and I will be visiting here almost as much as you do somewhere else....

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