So, what  

tazzerman2000 60M
11249 posts
2/17/2006 5:54 am
So, what

I was just sitting here, kind of bored and started thinking about all the dumb things I've done in my life. The list is VERY long and VERY dumb. Of course, we've ALL done stupid things in our time, haven't we? Come on, be honest. Ya can't live without doing dumb stuff can you?

One dumb moment comes to mind, only because it was relatively recent, last fall.

I thought that I'd be Mr. Gardener and I went out and rented a big, giant, industrial strenght core aerator. It's supposed to be one of the best things you can do for your yard, especially here in good ol' Indiana. (I live in CLAY township and believe me, it got that name for the obvious reason)

So, to make a long story short, I spend a couple of hours beating the living daylights out of my self with this damn thing, chewing up my yard and leaving little 'turds' all over the place.

I finally finish the backyard and I'm feeling pretty good about myself when my wife comes out on the back porch and says "Honey, the cable TV went out"

I stood there for a second, looked around the newly 'aerated' backyard and then had the classic Homer Simpson moment (D'OH!) when I realized I had aerated not only the backyard, but the cable TV cable, in about a dozen places. D'OH!!

I called the cable provider, told them what I did, listened to the guy on the other end laugh his ass off and then he told me not to worry, happens all the time. They did come out and replace ALL the freakin cable in quick order thank god!

Needless to say, my wife certainly doesn't let me forget this dumb moment.

So, what was yours? Go ahead, you can share with your buds here on AdultFriendFinder. We won't laugh at ya..... too much


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rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/18/2006 9:12 am

I have a gardening story like this but too make it short, I was digging out some old bushes in our new house and thought I hit a root and it was stubborn. I kept hitting over and over and it was a cable......lol

Purry {=}

Purry


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/17/2006 8:29 pm

I had to go visit my students who were doing an externship at the city jail's medical clinic. I had gotten to know the sheriff deputy's there pretty well. So, when I went through the security, one of them just unlocked the stairwell for me and let me go up myself instead of escorting me. I was all the way up to the top of the stairs when I realized that the doors were locked on every floor, both inside and outside of the stairwell. Now...my first thought was that I wished I had used the restroom downstairs before walking up. My second thought was...I hope they don't put any inmates in the stairwell to wait for transport....a common practice. So, the only choice I had was to bang on the door and yell...and hope that someone would eventually hear me. I was in that stairwell for a long time when finally a deputy came and unlocked it. She was laughing so hard as I told her how long I had been banging on the door and yelling. She could hardly tell me "Honey....all the people locked up in here bang and yell!" As I left that day...I had all kinds of offers to escort me out...and many an amused chuckle.


tazzerman2000 60M
18958 posts
2/17/2006 7:52 am

Carbon, TOOO funny and interesting you should mention this. Another one of my most stupidest moments was when I locked my wife and both our dogs out of the house and left for work. She was in the back taking them out, I had walked out on the porch and kissed her goodbye, came back and without thinking, locked the door. Of course, it was freezing out and she was ALSO in her PJs.. LOL.. Thanks for sharing sweetheart -tm

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carbondalelocal 51F

2/17/2006 6:53 am

Ok, since you shared your most stupidest moment I'm gonna tell you mine. My ex husband and I had just got this 2 story house. He was working as a Correctional Officer at a maximun security prison on the day this happened. It was snowing and really cold outside..late january I believe and I had my pajamas on, well I went outside real quick to start the car to warm it up (in my jammies still) and I did. Ran back to the house and discovered I had locked myself out!!! I'm standing there in my pajamas freezing my heinie off with no way to get insdie as it was locked up tighter than a drum lol. I go back to the car thinking I at least could stay warm for the moment, but I locked myself outta that too!!! Plus, it was running and only had a 1/4 tank of gas hahaha. Well, I was screwed big time, so I decided to break a window and climb in. Then, I had to call my husband at the prison and told him I needed him to come home and help me unlock the car and fix the windwow. When he got home I was still in my jammies and he told me that all the guys he worked with heard the story and were laughing their asses off at me.
Now I watch locking the door behind me lol.


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