#1 Rule ever man learns by 6th Grade and keeps it as his motto  

taodoug65 52M
301 posts
7/22/2005 10:32 pm

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#1 Rule ever man learns by 6th Grade and keeps it as his motto

There is one thing guys learn to master above all the things we do.. When we do something wrong and get caught or get in trouble for anything..Anything Ladies ANYTHING LADIES .. we are not going to say we understand or except any harsh judgement for what we did, have done, or what we do.. You must be specific..

To help you understand guys you must understand the mentality of a cat then you will understand men.

There are going to be guys that read this and say "I like cats." You see guys are just like a cat in every fashion.

Lets compare...

1) Cat's will cuddle when they get on your lap.
* Guy's want to cuddle when you watch your show's.

2) Scratch the cats back... right by the table his ass goes in the air...
* Give your man an - ata - boy - ego scratch.. He will stick his ass right in the air..

3) Push the cat off the couch.. It will give you a nasty look..
* Tell your man to sit up on the couch so you can pretend to watch the game with him.. And he will give you a nasty look...

4) Wash your cat - And he will mess you up like no tomorrow.
* tell a man to wash before bed.. He will say "Babe I been sitting inside watching TV all day. I ain't dirty."

5) A cat will get into everything. Do everything, eat everything, and talk with anything it knows or meets. With out even thinking he did anything wrong.
* A guy will to.

You see.. This came about because somewhere a long the line I goofed. I have no idea who, what where, or even how.So if you were wronged by myself any one at all.. My apologies.. If you think damn.. Doug could you be just a little more general.. Nope I made it as general as possible. As well as a learning tool in comparison's.

wyvernrose 39F  
3962 posts
7/23/2005 1:02 am

ROFLMAO yes Doug men are very much like cats, the only difference is, I don't like cats {=}


keithcancook 61M
18138 posts
7/23/2005 3:58 am

Cats are independent and do not take direction well.

476 posts
7/23/2005 4:43 am

Men are like cats cause they don't give a rats ass how you feel until it's dinner time. Well some men anyway.

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taodoug65 52M
262 posts
7/23/2005 2:15 pm

awesome... keep up the comparison//
THis is why guys like dogs.. It is what they wish to be. But a cat is what a man really is.

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