Weekly recap of stupid emails LOL  

tampafem 45F
1941 posts
6/29/2006 7:45 am

Last Read:
7/2/2006 8:13 pm

Weekly recap of stupid emails LOL

I think these are always fun to do. Think I'll add them as part of my regular blog.


Hi Dear,
I like your smile but for now I need a discreet relationship can you help?

[deleted his email addy]

Louis hope to hear from you soon

My reply: Keep on hoping Louis. I sent him a "I don't do discreet relationships" quick reply.

im eric, grew up in san diego,ca but livefl now
i will 35 onjuly 8th
you sound like y have your life pretty much plan out
i love kids
[deleted email addy]
y hot sexxy thing u

Eric, get a spell check.

Hi Great smile, would love to meet and eat at the Y
I would start at your neck licking and kissin your neck and ears, working my way down, to your nipples sucking them hard and gently biting them,
then to your stomach.
down to your pussy licking aroung your lips and down your legs up to the back of our knees and the round soft ass,
then back to the front sucking your pussy lips into my mouth as i lick your clit untill it gets hard,
gently pull and bite your lips as i lick your clit all the while playing with your ass
licking and sucking untill i feel and taste your juices fill my mouth up.
I also would love to introduce you to ANAL sex

Dear msgmiami,
Let me introduce you to my feet kicking you in the balls. Read the profile. It says no anal, no pain. Exit only. Just like your email which made an exit to the trash bin.

On a side note...I often surf profiles and will add someone to my hotlist if I think we have some things in common, someone who looks like I'd probably be friends with or guys who I think have *WOW* factor. I have gotten emails this week from people who say "I live too far away why did you hotlist me??" OMG heaven forbid someone who doesn't live close hotlists you. Bet you are bitching too about people not hotlisting you at all aren't you? Geez feel flattered people that someone, somewhere finds you interesting LOL

VCF1962 106F

6/29/2006 8:09 am

I wonder if we keep outing these idiots, how many members there will be left !?!

Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
6/29/2006 8:37 am

lmao...*high five* too funny! i totally agree w/u both! lol!

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LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
6/29/2006 10:18 am


re: "I also would love to introduce you to ANAL sex"

i had one of these messages...... my reply was ..."Wonderfull!!.. Just so you know, Anal is NOT new to me ... I dildo screw every guy i've have sex with with my 14" strapon" ..... am free tonight ... your place or mine?

♥§ΩuirT♥er & MFM Tail§

LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
6/29/2006 8:28 pm

lol . no ... he dissapeared for a long time ..... no doubt watching carefully behind himself .. lol

TurnLock 61M
577 posts
7/1/2006 7:36 pm

That was interesting to see. I certainly know that's not an effective method to meet a woman. Sorry you ladies have to endure that. I use the hotlist to remember people and also because they are hot. Its not the same as a wink or email which would indicate that you have an interest to contact them. Outing men won't stop their ill behavior, they will just screw up with other women.

TurnLock 61M
577 posts
7/2/2006 9:52 am

I must admit it was a good read, can't wait for the next series. So, you got me.

NEsailor 70M

7/2/2006 10:37 am

Hmmm, reading this, I feel DOUBLEY pround & honered. My frind network inludes 2 of these very fine ladies & Tampa even has the courtesy to talk with me from time to time

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