How long before sex toys can talk?  

tamethytension 56M
1660 posts
9/28/2005 9:41 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How long before sex toys can talk?

Ladies you will want to blog on over to
Helga and Sex Toy Man wherein helga_hansen extolls the virtues of the throborator (it apparently throbs as opposed to vibrates) known as the B-Doyne, a hand-made one-of-a-kind marvel.
Among the selling points is the ability to personalize said device. Imagine my disappoint when I read further and discovered the level of personalisation was a matter of placing some cute phrase in lettering down the throborator's length.

Much as I do see the romantic possibilities of embossing "TTT's Love Pump" as a gift to that special lady, I really think we can take this to another level; a sex toy worthy of the 21st century. And so I propose inserting a voice chip such as that found in mobile phones. Imagine being able to download off the Internet your favorite turn-on like a ring-tone. Just select from a menu from such entries as Russell Crowe's "Cum for me Baby" or Hugh Grant's "You dirty slut-whore".

hmmm ... running to the patent office...


>PS ... I am taking orders for you own personalised sex toy ring tone ...

Who would you like to say what?

rm_Network_Minx 49F
542 posts
9/28/2005 1:59 pm

I want to order one right now!!!! I think Russell Crowe saying "Cum for me Baby" is perfect. I am in the market for a new vibrator and your TTT Love Pump is perfect. Tell me where you can enter me. (OOPS) I mean where can I enter my credit card informaton

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