tadpudgy 57M
863 posts
8/11/2006 6:57 pm

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8/15/2006 6:10 pm


One night, a couple are in bed, and they are awoken by a man who has broken into their home. He orders the man to a chair and ties him up. He climbs on top of the woman, whispers something in her ear, and then goes to the bathroom. "Dear God, the man says, it's an escaped convict." "Honey, just don't do anything to anger him.....maybe we can escape this alive. I love you!" The wife said....."Honey,,,,,he told me he is gay, and he wanted to know where the Vaseline was!!!!"

purpletrashcan 52F
41658 posts
8/11/2006 9:31 pm

LMAO I have such a visual...that overactive imaginaton ya know!

Pull My Fucking Hair!

tadpudgy replies on 8/12/2006 2:11 am:
glad u liked it purple.........i can see why u and Sweetpickles are chums......great imaginations and senses of humor!!!! Big ol hug=gasms!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VTLakesideVixen 61F
458 posts
8/12/2006 12:24 am

OHHHHHHHHHHHH Yesssssssssss! What's sause for the goose is sauce for the gander!!!

Now how often do you think that this could possibly happen?
(Not often enough!! There really are some awful guys that could use some wising up.)

Not you though, Tad! You're one of the good ones!

Triple hugs for this one Tad!

tadpudgy replies on 8/12/2006 2:09 am:
tad blushes profusely.......glad to know he is one of the good ones from she who is one of the better ones!! Thanks......your hugs are spoiling me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hug=gasms!!!

steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
8/12/2006 6:47 pm

LOL! Good one.

Hmmm...I wonder what happens after that! Thats gotta be a sight for sore eyes! lol..or a sore something else! (hehe)

tadpudgy replies on 8/12/2006 7:01 pm:
Uh, never thought about after the fact.......Well the wife has the juicy stuff for the water cooler!!!!!!!!!!!! hug=gasms!!

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