Who let the dogs out??  

sweetthang2877 41F
736 posts
8/22/2005 6:43 pm

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Who let the dogs out??

Okay for my TENTH post I thought I would do something a little different. Taking an idea from travelingintexas, I thought I would find a picture, then try to write around it instead of writing the post then adding the pic.
The actual caption on the pic says "I've gotta cut back on the caffein!" Just in case it was too small to read . I actually have this picture printed out and posted at my station at work, and all my clients think it's hilarious!
So, if ya want...tell me what the picture says to you

More ramblings from the mind of...

ST


CaboWaboVHnut 57M
637 posts
8/22/2005 9:52 pm

DAMN THAT WAS A BIG THERMOMETER !!! WHACHU MEAN, NO MORE CATNIP !!! I'M STANDING ON MY TESTICLES !!! SO THAT'S WHAT A REAL "PUSSY" LOOKS LIKE !!! IF THAT WAS A MOUSE, I'M A FREAKIN' DOBERMAN !!! C'MON DUDE, JUST ONE MORE HIT ON THAT CAT PIPE !!! PARANOID???!!! WHO, ME !!!!!! NEUTERED ?! WHACHU TALKIN 'BOUT WILLIS !!! I SWEAR !!! I DIDN'T SCRATCH NOTHIN', IT WAS THE DAMN DOG !!! Peace !!! Cabo !!! P.S. sweetthang, Did U check my answer to your question on my blog ? Just wondering !!! Cabo !!!


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/22/2005 11:19 pm

On my way to check it out now Cabo!

ST


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/22/2005 11:33 pm

Oh and Cabo....ROTFLMAO!!!!! Those are great!!

ST


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
8/23/2005 9:33 am

LMAO

Cabo had all the ones I could think of and then some. Cabo and TDA are the kings of comedy in blogland.

How bout

THE ULTRASOUND SAID I'M GONNA HAVE HOW MANY KITTENS????


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


CaboWaboVHnut 57M
637 posts
8/23/2005 10:00 am

Hey Luke !!! Thanks for the compliment Bro ! One of my biggest dreams since I entered blogland, was to some day be mentioned in the same company as Pop....errr....Vader....I mean TDA1 !!! I'll treasure the compliment always !!! Peace !!! Cabo !!! P.S. The ultrasound one was good too, didn't think of that one !!! P.S.S. sweetthang, ck my blog, I tried to answer your last question. Later !!! Cabo !!!


CaboWaboVHnut 57M
637 posts
8/23/2005 10:11 am

UH OH !! A couple more: ALIEN PROBE ? WHAT ALIEN PROBE ???!!! SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, I SWEAR I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT !!! CABO ! YOU SON OF A BITCH !!! YOU SAID I'D BE FINE TO DRIVE AFTER THE EYE DOC DIALATED MY EYES, SO U CAN BLAME YOURSELF FOR THE WRECK !!! Enough of that crap !!! Peace !!! Cabo !!!


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/23/2005 12:31 pm

Luke sorry if this posts twice...I'm having connection problems again.
LMAO! That one was great too!!
So...I hear you're hot for the silly one?

ST


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/23/2005 1:01 pm

Cabo, thanks for your help on the matter...you're friend has a very valid point...

ST


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/23/2005 4:18 pm

you may be right traveling...IS there such a thing??? My poison of choice is Mt. Dew

ST


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/23/2005 5:43 pm

'Thang~

Mt. Dew?!! OK, it's official, now- I'm in love (Well, deeply in lust, anyway)!

Here's my take on the pic: "Sheesh! I have so gotta take a break from Blogging!"

PS: (In reply to the string's title) WOOF! WOOF-WOOF, WOOF!

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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rm_unlistedone 67M
2718 posts
8/23/2005 8:37 pm

Never say, " I'm going to shave my pussy..." in front of the cat. One out of nine lives instantly goes away. (An old one, but the pic reminded me of it.)


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
8/23/2005 10:04 pm

ST

Actually I think I came along too late for Silly. Check out her 8/21/05 post, she signed her name as ST on her post ... hmmm




S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/23/2005 11:48 pm

Mister, LMAO!! I SOOO GOTTA TAKE A BREAK FROM BLOGGING!!!! Really I do!! And from your profile, you're not so bad yourself!
WOOF!

ST


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/23/2005 11:52 pm

Gawd these are getting good!! LOL Unlisted! Does that get them out of heat too?? This cat is driving me NUTS!! Not the one in the pic, the one right next to me howling all night!! GRRRR!!! If so, I just shaved mine today

ST


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/24/2005 12:03 am

Luke looks like SSS to me
Anyway, I think silly is kinda fond of ya
She's a little blonde, so ya hafta excuse her...sometimes she thinks she's me! LOL

ST


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/24/2005 12:05 am

Luke looks like SSS to me
Anyway, I think silly is kinda fond of ya
She's a little blonde, so ya hafta excuse her...sometimes she thinks she's me! LOL

ST

sorry if this posts twice....damn computer!!


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
8/24/2005 6:59 am

Actually she had to go back and edited it to say SSS.

She busted me for calling her ST in my comment on her post and I apologized pointing out that she had signed her post as ST.

She applogized for the edit mistake and said something about a secret being out.

Hmmm ... anything you want to comment on


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/24/2005 11:01 am

luke.....no comment! LOL

ST


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/24/2005 12:32 pm

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10172 posts
8/24/2005 12:36 pm

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/24/2005 3:21 pm

Tall..CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You are the TENTH person to comment on my TENTH blog!!!! Come to my house at once and see what you've won!!!



ST


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/24/2005 6:36 pm

Thang~

*BLUSH!!!*

You are certainly accurately named... WAAAY too sweet! Thanx

Now, for my follow-up entries:

"I only have eyes for you." (Yeah, it sucks, but wth- no one else ran with the obvious, & I like to go w/ my strengths!)

"Feline hydro-encephalitis epidemic sweeps country." (Actually even less funny, as here in NH there have been 2 human cases of equine encephalitis, mosquito vectored.)

"Kitty kontact lenses latest kraze" (Inoffensive AND alliterative!)

"Garfield's take on stomach-stapling as a means of weight loss." (ehh)

"Does your cat's food provide adequate fiber?" (It simply wouldn't be me w/o at least one poop joke!)

"Does your cat's food provide too MUCH fiber?" (Or maybe two...)

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/25/2005 1:43 am

Mister, awww shucks! But LMAO over those!!! Man this is funny!! you guys thought of ones I never dreamed of!! The Garfield comment was the best I think!!!

ST


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/25/2005 1:48 am

Luke, DO NOT listen to traveling!! He doesn't know for sure that I gave him that...er....hehe...I NEVER SIGNED THAT!!! It is not a valid document if I didn't sign it right?? I'm calling my attourneys! Dewey Skrewum and Howe will get to the bottom of this!!!

Hi traveling how are you tonight?

ST no D

anti-spam # 383 (kinda sounds like an orgy doesn't it?)


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/25/2005 1:50 am

Okay I just gotta post another comment, JUST because of the anti-spam #....sounds like a gang-bang kinda thang!! here it is...

781

ST

or maybe it's just my twisted brain hard at work??


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/25/2005 2:17 pm

Thang~

OK, it is now official- You are a Perfect Woman!!!

Beautiful inside and out (Granted, I can't see all that much of the exterior, what's there is very tasty looking, and you've shown enough of your interior to corroborate that statement!), intelligent, sweet, a drinker of Mountain Dew, but the clincher that wowed all the judges (even that mook, Simon) was the modified obscure Stooges reference!!!

OMG, I soooooooooooooooo want to bear your child...

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/25/2005 5:39 pm

Gee Mister, NOBODY's perfect! I wondered if anyone would catch the reference there...
Is that even possible???

ST


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/26/2005 7:00 pm

Dear Thang~

Sweetness, I just about cut my teeth on the Stooges (along with several skull fractures, eye gouges, nasal hooks... well, you get the idea!)

The frighteningly cool thing about this was the that on day of your post, a coworker was telling me about all the lawyer fees he had to cough up in his divorce, and I alluded to the famous law firm of, Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe! (Crossing heart, holding up hand. I could do the stack of Bibles thing, but a) none of the churches have Wi-Fi, and, b) they'd likely be less than amused I broke into their church to confirm my honesty!)

*ahem*

I think my child-bearing days are behind me, plus I really don’t have the hips for it! I was simply expressing my admiration for such an exceedingly rare combination of traits…

Hypothetically, it is believed that a man could bear a fetus. Apparently, the tissue of the spleen (I think it was) is very similar to the womb, and is theorized that an implanted embryo could grow and thrive inside a man’s body.

It seems the rush of prospective Daddy-Mamas to get the procedure hasn’t broken down any doors, to date…

Of course I realize you’re not perfect, nobody is. I mean, what are the chances that, with all the rest, you own a liquor store, are a nymphomaniac, and have convertible teeth?! Pretty astronomical, I’d say. Besides, those are all secondary traits of perfection…



PS: Very nice new pic, much better lighting and resolution!

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/27/2005 3:49 am

Mister, you have got to be kidding about the stooges reference earlier that day!!! That's super wierd!
On perfection...I AM a nympho, I am also a bartender (close enough?), and sorry no convertible teeth, though I suspect I will have dentures one day soon.
I decided to start taking pics of some of my t-shirt collection. Might post all of them here and there

ST


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/27/2005 9:44 am

Thang~

Absolutely NOT, I'm serious as a heart-attack! I think that's why I responded so strongly upon reading it! I hope this doesn't make me sound like more of a flake than I already am, but I do get these flashes, sometimes.

Like last weekend: I went down to the liquor store to pick up a bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum (Yar!), and when I handed my money to the cashier, I jokingly said, "Well, there goes my vacation to Barbados!"

She replied, "That's too bad. I'm taking a cruise there in November."

After I picked my jaw back up from the counter, I asked her if she was kidding me, and she assured me that, yes, she was going, and already had her tickets.

See, the reason for my reaction is, while this is a stale joke for me, I still trot it out for cashiers I haven't used it on before. The thing is, I invariably use Cancun as the location I won't be going to, but for some reason, I paused a full beat in the delivery, and Barbados is what came out!

(And, alas! Liquor stores here are owned by the state of NH, and she's married!)

And speaking of “government work“- your being a Nypho beertender is definitely close enough for it! Lol

I’ll be looking forward to the Tee-Shirt photo collection coming to a computer near me soon! A couple requests? Maybe the occasional profile shot, and how about moistened shirts, preferably on a chilly day..?

It’s a damned bizarre world we live in, when a hottie like yourself finds herself in a sexual drought!

PS: What's the deal with TiT's "boycott" over the Slinky?

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/27/2005 9:49 am

Oooooooooooooooooh! NOW I get it!

Don't let any threatened 'boycott' keep you fromtaking and posting new pix... I, for one, don't fear change! ROFL

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/27/2005 9:51 am

Oooooooooooooooooh! NOW I get it!

Don't let any threatened 'boycott' keep you from taking and posting new pix... I, for one, don't fear change! ROFL

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/27/2005 5:03 pm

Mister, I think you might be interested in the new post..something about T-shirt wars...WHere the boycott is mentioned and possibly extinguished! LOL
Now if you all will excuse me, I've got some packing to do...let's see...towel...t-shirt collection...toothbrush...

ST


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/27/2005 10:22 pm

For shame! Are you saying that you don't keep your travelling towel always packed and ready for immediate departure?

Tsk tsk!

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/28/2005 12:36 am

Mister, of course I do...but the cat peed on my travel towel and I had to find a clean one

ST


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/28/2005 8:03 am

Yup, a fairly typical expression of feline disdain and disgruntlement at being left at home.

I had a cat that was so annoyed with me once, she crapped in my shoe- now, that was a dedicated demonstration of disgruntling display!

Now you know why I'm a Dog Person...

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/29/2005 12:28 pm

I haven't found any crap or even fur balls in my shoes as of yet...but if I do, it would be the last thing that cat ever did! J/K!
No cats were harmed in the typing of this comment.

ST


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/29/2005 8:24 pm

ROFL

And purely as a fyi, no kitties were harmed in the fecal footwear incident, either: as I had 4 gatos at the time, there were no witnesses, and nobody was willing to cat out the perp, there was no way to assign blame, so it remains to this day, an Unsolved Mystery!

(I'm just grateful I glanced in the shoe before donning it...)

So! When're we leaving?!!

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/29/2005 10:26 pm

Mister, I'm still waiting for word from the Vogons!


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/30/2005 6:48 pm

'Thang~

Oh, like they'll display the hyperspace bypass plans in a well-lit room with 8 parsecs of this rock!

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
8/30/2005 6:52 pm

TiT~

I can refer you to a good dentist in Tijuana (even tho that sounds like a contradiction in terms), if you're really interested...

Hey, what're you doing here? I thought you were on a Blog Boycott! Or is this the notorious hacker we've heard about..?

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/30/2005 11:26 pm

not yet traveling...but it's not long off for me...

HEY!! What ARE you doing here?!?!?!?!

You're supposed to be keeping your nose on THAT side of the line >>>>
LOL


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/30/2005 11:29 pm

Mister I think he IS the hacker!! He must have been the one blocking my H2G2 post today!!!

No Hitchhikers fans were harmed in the posting of this comment

*giggle*


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
9/4/2005 2:32 am

And he SHALL be called TiT!!
Traveling..I had thought they were making fun of MY teeth!!! The hacker comment that was made, if you didn't catch it was referring to you and/or Cabo hacking into your acct to type some message about a boycot....yeah, you probably got that

Sorry just got home from a 14hour day...I'm tired!


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
9/13/2005 9:00 am

LOL Silly!!! That's just sick!! I like it!


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