One of the best speeches ever...  

superitaliano4u 38M
93 posts
2/23/2006 5:00 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

One of the best speeches ever...


This is one of the BEST speeches I've ever heard...

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors' Guild!.. are pussies. And Kim Jong Il!.. is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!.. because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't apporoporate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit."

Bonus points if you know where that came from!

RoyalPurpleRose 53F

2/23/2006 8:15 pm

Never seen this before. Hilarious though. And I have no idea where it may have come from .... I'll just wait for you to 'enlighten' me.

~Kisses, RPR


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/24/2006 7:39 am

Tell us, Tell us. Who said it?

Purry {=}

Purry


superitaliano4u 38M

2/24/2006 12:48 pm

it's from one of my most fav movies ever...

TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE!


SilkenKiera 39F  

2/24/2006 1:09 pm

I think this is one of the funniest things that I have ever heard!


superitaliano4u 38M

2/25/2006 2:19 am

watch the movie, you'll love it!

One of the best political commentaries ever made... and it has puppetsex!


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