Voted Women's Favourite Email of the Year!!!  

sunshinekzn 59F
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7/15/2006 8:52 am

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7/20/2006 8:53 pm

Voted Women's Favourite Email of the Year!!!

>Man was sick and tired of going to work every
>day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went
>through so he prayed:
>
>"Dear Lord: I go to work every day
>and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
>
>I want her to know what I go through, so please
>allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
>
>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
>morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>
>He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
>
>Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
>lunches,
>
>Drove them to school, came home and picked up
>the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
>
>And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
>shopping,
>
>Then drove home to put away the groceries,
>
>Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
>
>He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
>
>Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
>do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen
>floor.
>Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument
>with
>them on the way home.
>
>Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
>homework,
>
>Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
>ironing.
>
>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
>salad,
>breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
>laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
>exhausted
>and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed
>where he was
>expected to make love, which he managed to get through without
>complaint.
>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
>said,
>Lord,
>I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
>wife's being
>able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
>back."
>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you
>have learned
>your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
>they were.
>You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant
>last night."
>
>Voted Women's Favourite Email of the Year!!!



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