No sex tonight!  

sunshinekzn 59F
1054 posts
7/8/2006 12:27 pm

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7/21/2006 5:46 pm

No sex tonight!

Someone sent me this quite email and I thought I would share it with you. Enjoy!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough forme to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her

2375 posts
7/8/2006 12:54 pm

Good one!

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
7/8/2006 12:59 pm

hahaha...well if you're not getting any anyway, what have you got to lose right?...

sunshinekzn 59F

7/8/2006 1:29 pm

Thanks for the comments everyone. Glad you enjoyed it!

CB_2 52F

7/8/2006 2:28 pm


Blogito ergo sum.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
7/8/2006 2:33 pm

That was great! Thanks for sharing!

rm_iwannatellu 46F
933 posts
7/9/2006 2:50 am

sunshinekzn 59F

7/9/2006 4:55 am

I am glad you guy's enjoyed it!!!

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