The worst time......  

stuckinks5 44M
369 posts
2/16/2006 3:31 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The worst time......

Everybody on here seems to write alot about great experiences or, Ive decided I'd share my worst sexual experience ever.

When I was in college a bunch of us decided to rent a trailer at the lake and spend the long weekend, fishing and drinking. There were three guys and three girls all together and none of us were pairs...just friends.

Well the first terrible thing that happened is we got lied to about this trailer. It was TINY...had a little dining room seating area, a refrigerator, bathroom and one bedroom with a bunk bed, the bottom bunk was a full size mattress and the top was a twin mattress. But alas, we weren't going to let that stop us.

We got their late in the afternoon, so we all just decided to start drinking. We basically spend the first 5 hours of our time grilling and playing drinking games. Well, people started to get wasted. One of my male friends actually got so drunk, he crawled into the little bedroom area and passed out on the floor, we laughed at him and just let him be. Meand one of my female friends were drinking together, sitting very close at the dining room table (like a restaurant booth) and we start making out.

The night got later, we all got drunker, and people began to pass out. Well me and the girl see and opportunity and decide to go in the backroom for a little one on one. We pull back the curtain for that part of the trailer and notice that the guy that had crawled in there had some how managed to get his pants half way off and had sprawled out on the bottom bed. So we climb up and get on the tiny ass top bunk. We continue to just get hotter and hotter with our kisses. We finally manage to both get our pants off (made extra difficult by the size of the bed and the amount of room between the mattress and the ceiling). We both were quite ready and just went for it (when your hot, horny and drunk, making out is foreplay!)

The moment I drove into her deep and got her first initial moan, all hell broke loose. One of the persons still in the front of the trailer falls out of the booth, taking three bottles of liquour with him, causing an initial loud thud, followed by the sound of breaking glass, causing the girl im in to scream. While this is going on up front, the guy beneath us, who we thought was passed out enough manages to roll to the end of the bed and procedes to empty out the contents of his stomach onto the floor. So now the girl that I'm on top of gets a little quesy. She begins to say just cum, just cum, because she wants to get out to the fresh air. So that evening turned into a whole three minutes of pleasurable fun and about two hours of cleaning up the mess.

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
2110 posts
2/16/2006 4:12 am


But, I did have a good laugh. Thanks

MissKittyNip26 107F

2/16/2006 2:45 pm

LOL.. pretty good!! I think I'm gonna steal your idea and share my worst time too..

stuckinks5 44M
169 posts
2/16/2006 7:45 pm

Hey I don't think it is stealing...use it anyway you like!

stuckinks5 44M
169 posts
2/16/2006 8:06 pm

And keep in mind that was the worst time...might have to pull out the worse time too

heavenlyangel71 46F

2/17/2006 5:37 am

I've been thinking, and all mine sound really good compared to that story, lol....

heavenlyangel71 46F

2/17/2006 8:12 pm

Ok, I finally thought of it...

When I was married, my husband I were very Unhappy (mostly me, so i withheld sex which made him unhappy) anyway.... We had actually gone over a year without any sex between us at all (nor with anyone else for that matter cuz i'm 100percent faithful). Well on my birthday I was in a good mood, he wasnt being an ass and we were having a great day, and to me happy=horny, so after flirting alittle, we head off to the bedroom.....we get in there, start gettin really hot and heavy, clothes are flyin... he's hard, i'm wet...I start to suck his dick some... then we got slightly interupted by the kids (it was in the middle of the afternoon, but hey, it'd been a year, why wait right?Get it while the gettin's good) so i had to go for a minute, came back, he's still lying there naked and hard, I start kissing him, and he pulls away for a second to ask me a question....

He says to me "This isnt going to be a once a year thing is it?"

WTF!!! are my first thoughts
Mood is now gone.
I put my clothes on without saying another word.

Then I say to him before I walk out the door," NO, you wont have to worry about it at all..."

That was in July, I moved out the following Feb and we never so much as kissed after that. I went another 5monhs after that without sex for a total of 15months with out sex, most of which was spent in the same house as my husband. I spent alot of time mastering the art of masturbation during that time. And now I make it a point not to go too long with out sex. And it keeps me happy.

But that has got to be, in my book, the worst sexual experience ever!!!

stuckinks5 44M
169 posts
2/18/2006 9:55 am

Yea...I would agree that one does suck. I've been through something similar, kinda a forced celibacy for 370 days. But at the same time, most of the time I didn't have any sexual thoughts so it made it easy.

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