Mating Habits of the Earthbound Male Part III  

stuckinks5 44M
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1/29/2006 8:00 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Mating Habits of the Earthbound Male Part III


How great is it to watch from the safety of a barstool, already secure in your own stalking skills carrying on a conversation with a great woman when the "I'm twice the age of this crowd and sporting the porn star facial hair, thus way out class you" man tries his damnedest to place himself between you and your prize. Now there are two ways to play this one: 1) Defend the honor of your woman by throwing down (problem is the ACLU and AARP will come after you for taking advantage of the ederly) or 2) Let the woman use the lines of lines; "Sorry gramps, they don't make enough little blue pills for you to be able to keep up with me, and I don't want you to miss out on your Golden Years."

Lesson learned: Most women that frequent bars can probably handle any situation that a baby boomer can throw at them, without resorting to violence.

safereturns 49F

1/30/2006 9:16 am

I was once painfully naive about how to handle men in bars. Then it became clear; I saw the harsh light of reality. I generally used a two-step approach after that: once a smile and rejection, next step firm, unmistakable no-nonsense rejection.


stuckinks5 44M
169 posts
1/30/2006 4:25 pm

Nothing wrong with a little public humiliation.


safereturns 49F

2/2/2006 3:08 am

Ha!

HA!

I agree.


stuckinks5 44M
169 posts
2/2/2006 7:22 pm

I didn't catch that from you...you seemed so calm innocent....you do those things...never


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