Best line you've ever heard....  

stuckinks5 44M
369 posts
3/4/2006 11:40 am

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3/14/2006 4:10 pm

Best line you've ever heard....

Last night was a first for opposed to me using a line on a woman in a bar, I actually had a woman come up to me and use a line, and I must say it was very humorous and a great ice breaker. Here it goes:

Me (standing against a column drinking a Corona looking obvlious)

Girl walks up, looks a little confused, gives me one of those faces like she thinks she knows me from a previous life.

Me now staring at her confused, no clue WTF is wrong with this girl and why she has come into my private beer drinking space, continue to drink beer and begin to oogle her tits.

Girl, more confused looks and finally the utterance of "oh fuck it all to hell I forgot my damned name is Anna."

Me, cracking up now at the girl, but I introduce myself anyway and offer to buy her a drink for originality.

That was the best line I've heard in a while. Anyone else hear any good ones lately?

MissKittyNip26 107F

3/4/2006 12:38 pm

LOL!! Now THAT is pretty good..

ShrewMesadLeast 49M

3/6/2006 7:40 am

that rawks!

rm_Mentalride 42M
8 posts
3/14/2006 1:26 am

that was pretty good. I might have to used that myself one day.....

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