The Trailer Trash Chronicles  

strongelk2006 54M
752 posts
8/22/2006 6:29 pm

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8/23/2006 5:00 pm

The Trailer Trash Chronicles

Well Bloglanders,,There has been a major disturbance here in the quiet trailer court. The Trailer Trash kids are at it again. Jailhouse Johnny,,and probation Bill was out looking to start up some shit,,with anyone that got in there way.

Now,,Jailhouse Johnny has a older brother named Hammerhead Mike. He stopped by to see he's little bro. When he walked in the door of old man Broke dick house,,Jailhouse Johnny swung and hit Hammerhead Mike right in the face.

Hammerhead Mike was dazed,,and he stumbled back out the door. Probation Bill started out the door after Hammerhead Mike,,and as Hammerhead Mike was shaking off the punch from his little bro,Probation Bill had a large soup spoon in his. As probation bill got a clean shot at Hammerhead Mike,,he split Hammerhead Mike's head wide open.

Now Jailhouse Johnny mean while was still in the house trying to find something to hit his bro with. He joined Probation Bill in beating on Hammerhead Mike up. As I sat there watching the whole thing go down. I saw the BigNose Noisy lady on her 1989 sell phone,,talking to police here in town.

The police was on their way to this Trailer Trash brawl,,with all the Trailer Trash kids joining in the fight. The sight was quit funny to see. There was Little red that could,The Little slut,The church Lady,and The Queen of the trash pile, among many more as the fight just got bigger and bigger. Soon the hole damn Trailer Court was ether watching ,,or in the middle of the shit.

The police pulled up,,and I heard officer Potts bellie say "What the hell is going on here!?" No one seams to be paying the police anymind as the fight just keep on going. Officer Pottsbellie had to brake out the teargas gun,,and he let them have a couple rounds of gas. As the gas hung over head,,the fight was starting wine down. All I could see through all that gas was Jailhouse Johnny sitting on the ground crying.

It looked like the fight of the year was just that a brawl. No one was really hurt,,just cuts and a few bruise,,But it looked awhole lot worse. Thanks to our police officer Pottsbellie,,for stopping the Brawl in the court. He gave each of the fighters a ticket for the brawl. Thats going to be a bussy day in another kind of court.

This is your reporter Clark Cock signing off for now,,,stay tune for the next,Chronicles,,"The court date".


strongelk2006 54M

8/23/2006 5:00 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    Hey Bro! Very good! Keep'em cummin'!
    ~keep it real~
Hay Bro,,,Thanks for karma I need it. I will keep the garden gate open for ya Bro,and my chronicles I won't stop writing the damn thing,,besides you reading the damn thing. It a stopped writing you want have a hour to kill read it.



purpletrashcan 52F
41658 posts
8/23/2006 4:07 pm

Well Bloglanders,,There has been a major disturbance here in the quiet trailer court.

LOL quiet? sure you got your facts straight there Clark? LOL Great story....

Pull My Fucking Hair!

Sweetpickles69 49F

8/22/2006 7:31 pm

That's a trip!!!


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