Worlds BEST pick up lines (a joke)  

steamyandsexybi 45F
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6/4/2006 5:32 pm

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Worlds BEST pick up lines (a joke)

The World's Best Pick-Up Lines

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can I borrow a quarter? ['What for?'] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief? ['No.'] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Watch for those yes answers]
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyways.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
My name's [your name]. That's just so you know what to scream.
My name's [your name], but you can call me 'lover'.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Can I flirt with you?
Your daddy must hvae been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
[Look at her/her shirt label. When they say, 'What are you doing?':] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? or...(my favorite).... , would you hold me against it?
F*ck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ['To where?'] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? OR: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Do you know what looks good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
So.. How am I doin'?
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
[Tap your thigh.] You just think this is my leg.
Is this your broom, you know the one you used to sweep me off my feet.

firestarter665 43M/40F

6/4/2006 5:59 pm

LMAO. Thanks for this, I needed it.

lancer20047 47M

6/4/2006 8:54 pm

You missed a little known classic that had a gf of mine cracking up:
Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world.

sundog1974 57M

7/12/2006 10:23 pm

wanna pull some cable ?

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