What kind of Penis do YOU have?  

steamyandsexybi 45F
3170 posts
4/3/2006 9:44 am

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What kind of Penis do YOU have?

~ FUNNY JOKE- WHAT KIND OF PENIS DO YOU HAVE? ~_
_________________________________________________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_________________________________________________


1. The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
2. The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
3. The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
4. The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it cant get up.
5. The American Express Penis: Dont leave home without it.
6. The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
7. The M&M Penis: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
8. The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.
9. The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going and going.
10. The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
11. The Campbell's Soup Penis: Mmm, Mmm good.
12. The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
13. The McDonalds Penis: Over 8 billion served.
14. The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?
15. The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
16. The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.
17. The All State Penis: Youre in good hands.
18. The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.
19. The Barqs Penis: The one with bite.
20. The Beef Penis: Its whats for dinner.
21. The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
22. The Transformers Penis: Its more than meets the eye.
23. The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
24. The Sega Penis: PENIS
25. The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
26. The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.
27. The Burger King Penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
28. The Flintstones Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.
29. The Wendys Penis: Wheres the beef?
30. The Lays Penis: Betcha cant eat just one.
31. The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.
32. The Little Caesars Penis: Penis Penis
33. The Mortal Combat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
34. The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
35. The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, youre too good at this.
36. The Dominos Pizza Penis: delivers in 30 min. or less.
37. The Monty Python Penis: Isnt it awfully nice to have a penis?
38. The Monty Python Penis II: Every sperm is sacred....
39. The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
40. The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
41. The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis
42. The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
43. The Oasis Penis: Thinks its the Beatles penis.
44. The Windows 95Penis: If you ask it to do too much, itll crash.
45. The Virginia Slims Penis: Youve come a long way, baby.
46. The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
47. The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
48. The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.
49. The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts
50. The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
51. The Reeses Penis: How do you eat your penis?
52. The Beavis Penis: Look It's changing color
53. The Sustecal Penis : More protein, less fat
54. The Downey Penis: Come on Downey.
55. The Just For Men Penis: A sure thing for a natural look?
56. The Milk Penis: It does a body good
57. The Taco Bell Penis: It runs for the border.
58. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis: It's the adult thing to do?
59. The AOL Penis: Its so easy to use, no wonder its #1?
60. The Pontiac Penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps
61. The Psychic Penis: It knows you are coming before you do.


jimmyjazzjazz 43M
9 posts
4/3/2006 1:44 pm

Steamy,

Will you marry me? How about just for one night, he he??


its_me2002us 43M

4/3/2006 3:26 pm

which kind do U like steamy?


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
4/3/2006 6:28 pm

jimmyjazzjazz,
I cant marry a "silhouette!" Not even for one night! (LOL!!)


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
4/3/2006 6:31 pm

its me2002us~

Which ONE do I like? I'm sorry...I really cant just pick one. I'd prefer the 'bigger' ones over the eenie beenie wittle ones! 'Nuff said??!!


jimmyjazzjazz 43M
9 posts
4/4/2006 9:26 am

    Quoting steamyandsexybi:
    jimmyjazzjazz,
    I cant marry a "silhouette!" Not even for one night! (LOL!!)
Steamybabe...I'd go silhouetteless for you any time...Lets IM sometime on xYz (clever, huh?) and I will be glad to shoot you a photo. MM


rm_skid1961 56M

4/4/2006 3:11 pm

OH MY YOUR SMOKIN HOT !!!!!!!!!!!


rm_muffin162 57M
763 posts
4/8/2006 5:05 pm

Well steamy got a feeling you like number 26,but mine is a number 27 .


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
4/8/2006 6:36 pm

muffin162-Uuummmm......."I disagree!" (LMAO!, smart ass!!) Lemme break it to ya this way....I might've "used to" like #26 BY DEFAULT! Thats definately old news now.

I am curious in knowing more about #1. Only because, YES!!!! Size DOES matter! (to me)


LoomsSealyRandy 55M
3 posts
4/10/2006 7:20 am

Hello Steamy--LMAO--to funny- looking thru the list, so many I could relate to--Like the Micro Machines- takes into all the other characteristics, especially THE ENERGIER (stamina), PONTIAC (strong and dependable) and yet MAXWELL (soothing, seductive). Maybe we can discuss the list over a maxwell sometime!!! Enjoy----


rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
4/13/2006 3:43 am

You deleted my post?!?


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
4/13/2006 5:29 am

VoodooGuru1- This is the first post I saw from you!
The site has been screwed up ALOT since the beginning of April.


rm_Yknotme_69 53M
206 posts
4/17/2006 2:50 pm

Hey Steamy! Campbell's MMM,MMM for me babygirl!


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
5/16/2006 12:39 pm

eriechaos~ You are definately right about #15. LMAO! Comes out chunkier than the rest?! haha! ewwww! Best advice I can give is get to the doctor...immediately! Dont wait! Yuck! (no more Ragu for me...ever!)

I'll take #1 and #40 too! You must think like me!lol


MeLikeKmunch2 60M

5/16/2006 9:59 pm

I keep seeing you in my blog leaving insults. Who the hell ARE you anyways?


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
5/17/2006 4:02 am

Hey,Kmunch- Why would you even care? So many of us keep seeing your pathetic thoughts on blowing up America and all your infuriated "babytalk" especially in the Advice lines. Cant you read between the lines???? Nobody wants you and nobody has any interest in anything you say!

I leave insults (as you put it)....HA! Its more like: I leave the truth in your blog! Why not? You make sure you feel right at home in every part of this site . First, you started off ass the other fake livinlavalova,or whatever and now the other handle you use now. Your profile is a joke and so are you. Everyone is right. You are one bi polar fucktard! Now, do us a favor and...beat it.
Go back to Fraggle Rock.


jimmyjazzjazz 43M
9 posts
5/18/2006 1:43 pm

    Quoting steamyandsexybi:
    Hey,Kmunch- Why would you even care? So many of us keep seeing your pathetic thoughts on blowing up America and all your infuriated "babytalk" especially in the Advice lines. Cant you read between the lines???? Nobody wants you and nobody has any interest in anything you say!

    I leave insults (as you put it)....HA! Its more like: I leave the truth in your blog! Why not? You make sure you feel right at home in every part of this site . First, you started off ass the other fake livinlavalova,or whatever and now the other handle you use now. Your profile is a joke and so are you. Everyone is right. You are one bi polar fucktard! Now, do us a favor and...beat it.
    Go back to Fraggle Rock.
Steamy, well done - very impressive!


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
5/18/2006 4:09 pm

jimmyjazzjazz- Why, Thank ya very much! I must say I impress myself sometimes! LMAO!! Come on now...you know me well enough by now,right? Me dont take shit from nobody! lol
Youre one of the very few good ones,jjjazz! Thanks! xx


Dowd3 44M

6/2/2006 8:06 am

You forgot the Mug Penis: The foam goes straight to your brain.
The JFK Jr. penis: Had a lot of potential but we couldn't get it to fly.
The Yoda Penis: short, squat and old but can jump like a frog
The Fish story penis: I once had a dick this big!
The Comic penis: You know it's working only when you laugh and no one wants it to fall flat.
The Pink Floyd penis: Wish you were here.
The Pepsi Penis: Gotta have it. (Old I know but a good one.)
The New Coke Penis: Sounded like a good idea to somebody, and when we find him...


rm_StormRS 42M
5636 posts
3/12/2007 3:29 pm

Do I dare ask what kind I have?

If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend........


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