Different Asses~~~~~~~~~~~~  

steamyandsexybi 45F
3170 posts
7/28/2006 7:19 pm

Last Read:
7/30/2006 5:39 am

Different Asses~~~~~~~~~~~~

Need to describe your ass or someone else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:



(_!_) A regular ass

(__!__) A fat ass

(__)(__) A "wide load" ass

(!) A tight ass

(_*_) A sore ass

{_!_} A swishy ass

(_o_) An ass that's been around

(_x_) Kiss my ass

(_X_) Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) A tired ass

(_E=mc2_) A smart ass

(_?_) Dumb ass

(_Lame_) Lame ass

(_jack_) Jackass

(_-$_) Cheap ass

(_0_) A Prison ass

(_) Half ass

(®^? Registered ass

(__|___) Lop sided ass

(_:_) 2 holed ass

(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)

(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass

(_)||(_) Fucked ass

()() Ass print on a window

( * * ) Ass with dimples

(_X X_) A kicked ass

(_%_) An average ass

(_$_) A rich ass

[_!_] A hard ass




rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
7/28/2006 7:48 pm

This is great!!!

Purry {=}

Purry


Aaarrrggh 46M

7/28/2006 8:07 pm

How the hell do you describe an ass with lipstick, smoking a cigarette??? Good post.


pussinboots571 106F

7/28/2006 8:08 pm

There arent many interesting blogs around, I prefer one that keeps me consumed in the topic
OR
one that is just a great read and even better a great laugh.

This is a great laugh, well done.



toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
7/29/2006 3:50 am

don't forget a...
(_class_)
kisses.


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 8:07 am

Purry,
Thanks!! lol


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 8:11 am

    Quoting Aaarrrggh:
    How the hell do you describe an ass with lipstick, smoking a cigarette??? Good post.
Good question! I just wish her lots of luck getting that bright red 'lipstick' off her bung! Thats gonna leave a stain! LOL


SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
7/29/2006 8:11 am

Funny!


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 8:13 am

    Quoting pussinboots571:
    There arent many interesting blogs around, I prefer one that keeps me consumed in the topic
    OR
    one that is just a great read and even better a great laugh.

    This is a great laugh, well done.
I agree with ya! Laughter is the best medicine. Thanks!


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 8:15 am

huny,
Why do I think you meant that you like smoking "grass?" (dont worry, I do too!) LOL!!!


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 8:17 am

toothy,
Now, THAT was clever! Very good!
~smooches~
xxxxxxx


rm_loneremily 34F
328 posts
7/29/2006 10:49 am

(_E=mc2_)


leegs55 56M

7/29/2006 11:54 am

a tight ass!!


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 12:33 pm

Sensuous,
I knew you'd come visit me sooner or later! lol
...even though we have our very own 'sick' kind of humor going on off this site!
Tube socks,anyone?....lmao! (inside joke for those of you that dont know!)

Thanks for stoppin by! Next time, bring a drink! lol


phoenix639 50F

7/29/2006 4:02 pm

Im in a fit laughing at the photo....couldnt read it properly coz i kept loooking at the pic.

Youre bonkers.


SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
7/30/2006 3:02 am

    Quoting steamyandsexybi:
    Sensuous,
    I knew you'd come visit me sooner or later! lol
    ...even though we have our very own 'sick' kind of humor going on off this site!
    Tube socks,anyone?....lmao! (inside joke for those of you that dont know!)

    Thanks for stoppin by! Next time, bring a drink! lol
I didn't know you were blogging actively! I am going to double check, but not before I shoot my mouth of first here--the last I ever looked you had only blogged once or twice and that was for the supreme purpose of bitch slapping some tits around! LOL!

Get off the frickin' tube socks, already, will ya? LOL! LOL! Let's talk tube steaks. My goodness, I am looking at that ass-face and thinking to myself, "Do I have that much lipstick in the house???"

I am placing you on "blog watch" so would you do me a favor and try and say something interesting for once? LOL!!! Cheers, Sister!

SW3
The Lizard slayer

~leans over and pulls up her white socks with the gold and yellow stripes at the top~


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
7/30/2006 5:33 am

    Quoting phoenix639:
    Im in a fit laughing at the photo....couldnt read it properly coz i kept loooking at the pic.

    Youre bonkers.
Phoenix- That's not my ass! ok? lol (for one, its too milky white!)
LOL!


steamyandsexybi 45F
2784 posts
7/30/2006 5:39 am

    Quoting SensuousWoman3:
    I didn't know you were blogging actively! I am going to double check, but not before I shoot my mouth of first here--the last I ever looked you had only blogged once or twice and that was for the supreme purpose of bitch slapping some tits around! LOL!

    Get off the frickin' tube socks, already, will ya? LOL! LOL! Let's talk tube steaks. My goodness, I am looking at that ass-face and thinking to myself, "Do I have that much lipstick in the house???"

    I am placing you on "blog watch" so would you do me a favor and try and say something interesting for once? LOL!!! Cheers, Sister!

    SW3
    The Lizard slayer

    ~leans over and pulls up her white socks with the gold and yellow stripes at the top~
SW3- lol...."bitch slapping some tits around"...LOL! Hey, I remember that! Thats what inspired me to blog!
...But,but....tube steaks just dont go with those little thoughts runnin' through my warped mind. Tube socks fit with that 'subject' perfectly!~ wink
Youre too funny!


sundog1974 57M

7/30/2006 7:08 am

yeah , silly chick..


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