THE KISS MY CAT'S ASS AWARD!!!  

spunky11961 57M
37213 posts
7/11/2006 12:26 pm
THE KISS MY CAT'S ASS AWARD!!!

This is the award that I've decided to give to people or things that piss me off! THE KISS MY CAT"S ASS AWARD!
And today's award goes to the bank computer that denied my check!!! I had new tires put on the car today and when I wrote the check it was denied....
"no apparent reason" the thing said! Well then they hold the car hostage and I hoof it two miles to the bank,did I mention it was pourin' cats and dogs? They gladly let me withdraw the cash,It was there, so why deny? The teller said have a nice day! GRRRR! I remembered she was human, not her fault!So I answered Thanx and walked back in the rain! I've got my car back with new tires to boot but I'm soaked and Henri's not happy somethin' ta do with his ass pic!He's bashful!

As a side note I remembered somethin' I read at
kitchenfun1234 about bein' nice to the banking staff as I was dealin' with this soggy situation! and that too helped me to not let the teller "have it"
~spunky


~spunky


kitchenfun1234 45M
1797 posts
7/12/2006 10:54 am

cuteNEway Yo, the banking term is "Earmarking", if you have an account with $300 and withdraw cash at ATM machines, spend money on your debit card in shops, or set up direct debits from your account then the funds are Earmarked so that you don't accidentally spend the money twice. The bank account still has your money until the transactions have gone through so the balance says $300 when you may only actually have $5.47 .

Spunky, glad to read you didn't let them have it in the bank. To err is human but to really screw things up you need a computer.
Having said that, I suggest you check your account balance tomorrow. Bank staff do not always pay attention to the earmarking system that screws with shop cheque or debit card transactions

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


spunky11961 replies on 7/12/2006 3:55 pm:
Hi there Friend! Thanx for that comment ,good information to know! Wanted ya to know your words had an effect! I don't use ATM or Debit though,The account is my mom's retirement fund....You should see that balance!!! Not the problem there! The computer was at fault!nothing unusual!And I have legit access so it was just a bad CP day!Thanx for stoppin' always welcome!
~spunky

cuteNEway 42F

7/12/2006 6:17 am

Your Balance = $300
Available Balance = $5.47

WTF??

What the hell are you holding my money for? It's mine and I want it all fuckin available NOW!!!


spunky11961 replies on 7/12/2006 3:49 pm:
Hello CuteN! I hear that! Ya should see the balnce on the one I use! Not mine but I've access to pay mom's bills! Yet they still denied with no apparent reason?GRRRR!
Thanx for the comment, always a pleasure you are!
~spunky

EvilEvilKitten1 63F

7/11/2006 8:27 pm

Good man! It is always bad form to take your frustrations out on the help!

N


spunky11961 replies on 7/11/2006 11:32 pm:
Hello EvilEvilKitten! And Thanx for that It means alot! always my pleasure ta see ya here!
~spunky

rm_chanda69 49F
418 posts
7/11/2006 4:34 pm

come see me at work, spunky... ill dry you off with a nice fluffy warm towel, rub your back,.... & then we can have a pillow fight!!! somehow, you seem like the kind of guy that can be enticed into a feathers flying, mattress flipping, knock the light fixtures off the wall pillow fight, followed by some tickling, & finished up with an enthusiastic blow job. what do you say??

and thanks for voting!!!

XXXOOOXXX chanda

XXXOOOXXXchanda


spunky11961 replies on 7/11/2006 11:29 pm:
Hey Chanda! Thanx for stoppin' by! And the vote was the least I could do for you Friend! You're always a pleasure!Good luck in the votin'
~spunky

lovemetouchme5 52F
2102 posts
7/11/2006 4:19 pm

Poor Spunky! I hope you don't catch cold from walking in the rain! Good to hear you did keep your cool though at the bank! Talk to you soon! Loveme


spunky11961 replies on 7/11/2006 11:25 pm:
Thanx Loveme! And for your concern! Always a pleasure ta see ya here
Talk with ya later~
~spunky

purpletrashcan 52F
41658 posts
7/11/2006 4:08 pm

LOL That is hilarious spunky....brings back memories of about 15 years ago when I pitched quite a fit at my old bank...withdrew all my money, closed my account, the whole nine yards all in a fit of anger then was so embarassed I had to change banking institutions! LMAO! Nice job keeping yourself in check spunky

Pull My Fucking Hair!


spunky11961 replies on 7/11/2006 4:21 pm:
Hey Purple!I've pitched scenes like that before too! This time I realized the little gal at the counter had no idea what was going on! Thanx for that though and the rest of the comment too!Always a pleasure ta see ya here!
~spunky

sexyariesgirl 59F

7/11/2006 3:33 pm

Spunky I know JUST how you feel! I hate the little machines they run your check through at some of the stores around here. My check was denied one day because I HAD WRITTEN TOO MANY CHECKS....they said I WAS OVER MY LIMIT! Well shit....I had the money in the bank what damned difference did it make if I wrote 2,000 checks if they were good????? I haven't been back to that store since! I had no fucking idea that even though I had money in the bank I was LIMITED on how many checks I wrote! Needless to say I was PISSED! lol (My bank wasn't the one that put a limit on the number of checks I wrote...this "company" that the store runs the checks through was the one who placed the "limit"!!)

Power To FOK


spunky11961 replies on 7/11/2006 11:24 pm:
Hello Sexyaries! I hear ya and those little fuckin' machines just drive me nuts! Thanx for sharin' and be lookin' for more awards soon!henri likes to costar so I'm givin' him free rein...as soon as more piss me off!Always apleasure Sexyaries!
~spunky

TabithaElectra 39F

7/11/2006 2:47 pm

"Henri's not happy somethin' ta do with his ass pic!He's bashful!" ~

Awwwww you should have censored it for him!


spunky11961 replies on 7/11/2006 4:15 pm:
Hello Tabitha! and welcome!Thanx for that I'm sure it'd make Henri feel better! But it was a cute pic and he was puttin' it out there so there it is! Always welcome here!
~spunky

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
7/11/2006 1:11 pm

I hate when my debit check card wont go through knowing the money is there, and the cashier is looking at you like "yeah right" so I have to write a paper check to get my purchase. They say debit cards are like credit but come from your checking account but when them sons of bitches don't work you still gotta pull out them damn paper checks.

Computers are only as smart as the assheads that programs them. I still fault the humans.

btw I am sorry you got wet from the rain.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


spunky11961 replies on 7/11/2006 4:12 pm:
Welcome 007! I agree with ya there,It'sall from the same account and some ass somewhere screwed up the 'puter!Thanx for ya comment and regards for my soakin'! You're Always welcome here!
~spunky

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