VIRGINNED  

spinmedown 50M
1607 posts
10/5/2005 1:52 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

VIRGINNED


I work with a lady we call Crazy Mary.
She is in her late fifties and calls all the men Baby.

She is currently on husband #5

Whenever she talks about her previous husbands she always says, "I Fucked them All to Death" with a strange gleam in her eyes.

#5 drops in to visit her about once a week. We can tell that he is crazy about her, too. But now he rides a motorized cart, and he is younger than her.

When we see them together we give each other that "Dare you to say it first!" look and then avoid each other's gaze until he leaves.

I caught Crazy Mary checking out my Package today.

I'm scared of sex all over again!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


nightstalker172 37M
1258 posts
10/6/2005 4:09 am

I guess you'll have to pay a visit to you g/f and get some "healing" done if you know what I mean

Them dirty old ladies flirt with everything that has a penis I swear....every time I go see my mom at her shop (beauty salon by the way) they are always throwing me compliments and the like...or trying to pinch my ass...its terrible...I feel so....used....


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
10/6/2005 2:46 pm

Makes my butt cringe, too. LOL

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
10/7/2005 9:43 pm

Aw, come on now, Baybeeeeeeeeeeeee, don’t tell me you’re askeeeered of a little sizin’ up by Crazy Mary--that ain’t nuttin’ to be ‘fraid of shuggar! Even an ol’ crazy layday likes a little looksie every now and agin’–it’s when she begins to purr an lick har lips that you need start runnin’ like hayyell! lol!


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
10/8/2005 2:21 am

SW#1- Welcome! LOL! Chickens can run, but they can't fly! LOL!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
10/13/2005 12:44 pm

LMAO! Good one, Spin! --SW3


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