Trying Too Hard????  

spinmedown 50M
1607 posts
10/30/2005 5:14 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Trying Too Hard????


Here's another piece of Hotmatch history, saved in the nick of time from the timer of the autodelete. I was asked in an email from the first lady I ever contacted here, "Why I chose to contact her?" This was after our initial emails (one of which you already saw My First Erotic Email ).

The events and thoughts in it are the truth, and I did really enjoy the entire process. I just think it is kinda unusual, the things that go thru my mind when I see a really fine BOTTOM.

Anyway, this all took place my first week here.
I haven't done anything like this since.

> Hey Peaches, Well the cat has had his fun, but I am still looking for mine. Let me see...where to start? I guess at the beginning like you requested. Why did I contact you in the first place? It was a dark and stormy night. My second night on Hotmatch to be exact. I was looking thru the profiles after sorting them with the keyword, "Mouthwatering". Actually I have no idea how I found your profile. I almost always search locally. I guess I must have got disgusted and did a 'who is online' search.
Next Page...Yuck...Next Page...Yuck...Next Page...Wait a Minute....Here's Something Nice. Yes, I must admit, it was your BOTTOM that first got my attention. Then I checked your location: NM? I should have known- too good to be local. Then I noticed your age: 45? I was intrigued. 45 and finer than all the 20-somethings in Atlanta. I was curious and wanted to know more, and your profile was just a click away. I thought, "as long as I'm here I might as well give her a '10' on her pic", and after that I started looking around. I checked out our matches- not bad. Looked at your purity score- you naughty girl, you. Fairly comparable to my own- no scary shit hiding there. Then I looked at your personality type. 45, an ass like that, not too naughty, and a Growth Teacher. So intriguing!!! Then I checked out what you were looking for. Erotic Emails- I've never tried that before. Erotic emails with a growth teacher. Erotic emails with a very hot 45 year old growth teacher. Hmmm..."sweetcheeks"...hmmmm, yeah rub it in....boyfriend in CA...hmmmm,rub it in why don'cha. Saw you liked humor very much- feeling better. Erotic emails with women and men? "Eat++++++peach"- okay, maybe that explains something? I can't exactly figure it out because my purity score is too darn high. I think this was before you had completed your additional questions section, or maybe I just didn't see them. Hmmm, a testimonial from another woman...erotic emails from other women, other hot women who want us to know how very sexy you are. Growth Teacher, a testimonial from another woman, "sweetcheeks", NM, CA, my God...your thong, and your French nails. Alright, I'll bite. Nothing to lose except giving a beauiful lady a compliment and possibly receiving nothing in return. Been there before- I'm cool with it. Time to get the gameface on and think about strategy. She probably gets about a hundred emails a day with subject lines like, "Hey Baby" or "Wanna Eat That Peach", so I had better be clever-handed. I had better be nimble-tongued. I had better be quick-witted. Then it struck me-play off her name. "Wanna Eat that Peach", was quickly dismissed. Peachy...Hmm, Peach Smoothie-no...Peach Pie- Lord no...Fuzzy Navel- I wonder. I've got it- Peachy Keen! I liked the meanings of keen: having a point, intellectually acute, highly sensitive, intense, enthusiastic, wonderful. I think it could work- make my message stand out and get noticed, but no way is she going to reply to some loser without a picture. Well maybe; she's in NM, has a boyfriend, and doesn't imagine that I will be typing out those emails with my face unless I need both hands free for something. I don't even remember what I wrote. I just tried to be polite. The main thing was just having a subject line that would keep me out of the trash with the rest of the hairy-back Marys. So I sent it, and I got a reply right away. I got a reply!!! Oh wait, it's just a crappy autoreply. Well at least she got it, and I'm going to bed 'cause all this has worn me out. The next day I got a wink. A Wink!!! A wink???? Well now what the hell am I supposed to do? It was kinda nice. I've never so much as received an autoreply before- let alone, an autoreply and a wink. So I thought about it all day at work. And I thought about your picture all day, too. Kept my spirits up, ya know. I made notes about what I could say. Something short and sweet. Damn! I need another clever subject line, too. Am I making this too hard? No, I'm not settling for just a wink. I really want to try and reach this lady. Something clever and subtle- Peaches start with a flower...Peach Blossoms. That's good- signifies a beginning. Now no slacking off on the message this time. She's really going to read it and think about whether she should contact me. So I tried to come up with something that would let you know that I understood how things really were and how they could progress. Left everything up to you to choose. The ball was entirely in your court now. So I sent it, and I'm not falling for this autoreply again. Deleted it quickly just in case a messy inbox might scare you off. I was pretty darn pleased with myself when I got your reply. Thank you again. I have no idea what all this network stuff is about. Well Peaches, I hope you have enjoyed this true story. Only the names have been changed to protect the slightly impure. Darn, I've almost run out of space on this email. Maybe I'll tell you a little about what I look like next time. Oh and the story must continue. You're still the Peach-of-My-Eye. Sweet dreams, Spin

Hope you enjoyed it. I just hated the thought of losing it.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
11/3/2005 6:02 pm

Weeeeell, to be honest... maybe tried just a scootch too hard.

As one who's been known to trip so far over the top as to end up in the neighbor's yard, I'm a fair judge of the condition!

An inspired piece of manic free-association that I thoroughly enjoyed reading. Well, not thoroughly, really- not if you count the four times I had to administer swift cranial swats with my 20 ounce Estwing framing hammer to forcibly un-cross my eyes (Note to Self: Next time, use the hammer w/o the waffle head)!

Thanx for sharing, it was far from being the (Peach) pits...

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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UvannaHumpalot 38F

11/3/2005 9:17 pm

c'mon mister....honestly, who says "scootch"??
furthermore....i thought his neurosis was kinda cute...


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
11/4/2005 5:42 pm

Mr.P The Paragraphs...The...Paragraphs...
Sorry, I forgot about the eyecrossing, manic, train of thought style causing discomfort to others. I've grown so used to it it it it hardly bothers me me me at at alllllllllllll.....
Uvanna? How you doin?
Stick around. I thought he said scotch. Honestly, who throws a shoe?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


MaggiesWishes 61F

11/5/2005 1:41 am

It always intrigues me, the thought process of a man.

I enjoy your "thoughts". Wanna borrow my mirror?
Hum... maybe I'll trip through your backyard on my way south?


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
11/5/2005 2:13 am

No worries- I've special-ordered a Braille monitor specifically for your Blog entries.

And anyone who says I got it for all the naked female fotos is fibbing!

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
11/5/2005 6:36 pm

Maggie! Thump Thump... Thump Thump... Thump Thump
Southern Belle is a state of mind, darlin! Luv ya for it!
The main problem with men's thinking is the struggle for available oxygen between the two heads. There is only so much hemogloben to go around. And you see, we're visual creatures as well; and then you have to look so fine, and the train of thought goes all to pieces. And then there is the tough facade to maintain; while inside we're kinda soft, marshmallowy, Pigletie sorts of creatures. Full of insecurities and romantics at heart, we poor men try our best. We try. We try too hard. We don't try hard enough. We even try when we shouldn't. I should probably put a paragraph break in here somewhere; but the thought of you tripping in my backyard has me stumbling mentally and imagining myself catching you in my arms and sweeping you off your feet and carrying you back to the house; and running into the sliding glass door that I didn't realise was closed and getting you an ice compress.
Oh jeez! How YOU doin?
Mr.P LMAO Cool....you perv. LOL
Better preview those pics on the CRT first. You know- 20:1 ratio and all. Eeewwww
I'm thinking of springing for the platinum membership when I renew. It comes with 3D glasses. I'm gonna get a new chair with a headrest to avoid whiplash.
You know- 20:1 ratio and all.
Anyway, I'll try to take it easy on you till you get the callouses established. If I can just get over this damn writer's block I have going on right now. I know it's hard to believe from the length of this response, but damn I'm stuck. Don't want to write. Don't not want to write.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
11/5/2005 6:54 pm

Oh, Maggie! Damn I'm stupid. "Borrow your mirror", you mean do the "He thought-She thought" writing thing. Sure. I'd love to!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
11/6/2005 4:06 am

Spin~

oooof! Excellent suggestion!!! I hadn't considered the Dogat ratio here. I'm glad you're on the ball, Chum! It's bad enough that I sometime feel like a dick, w/o actually feeling one...

Platinum, hmm? Might be worth it, especially with the requisite extra gear. God knows there's plenty of Air Bags on this site..!

btw, congratulations on snaking the lines out- good job unblocking that writer's blockage.

MisterPriapus

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
11/14/2005 3:53 pm

Mr.P LOL "The Good, The Bad, and Theeee Fugly" LOL
Okay, I don't even have a picture. Feelin' like a trendsetter here lately. Are everyone's new pics being denied or something?
And jeez! I started writing, and now I can barely keep up!
Your compliments mean alot to me; as do your writings.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


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