junior's notebook...entry 4  

sparkee58 59M
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8/11/2006 2:59 am

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junior's notebook...entry 4


I just can't get a break. I'm here at the ranch trying to relax and what do the terrorists do? Gonna blow up airplanes with shampoo and baby formula. I'll tell you what it really is. It's a plot to disrupt my vacation. It's not bad enough that Sheehan woman made me cut it back to one week, but now this.
But it came right on time, if you want to know the truth. Ole Joe lost his primary because he supported the war. No wonder Kennedy won't come within ten feet of me.
"The writing is on the wall, sir," said Karl as he furiously polished my new mountain bike.
"Who wrote on the wall?"
"The left is mobilized against the war."
"So what do we do, turd blossom?"
"A steady diet of terror alerts during the next few months should work."
"We have one now."
"That's Blair's alert, sir."
"Same thing."
Condi dropped by yesterday. Just popped in for a few minutes and we rode the exercise bikes together.
"How's that far east thing going, Con."
"It's the middle east, sir. And please don't call me Con. A nickname like that could get around."
"That was pretty good about the "birth pangs" thing."
"Yea," said Karl. "Like a caesarian with a dull knife."
We all snickered. That Karl, he always finds the humor in any situation. When we outed that CIA agent, he was a laugh a minute. She was a hot little blonde number, too. Caliente!
"So, what's the scoop with the jews. About time for Jesus, or what?" I asked. "We gotta have him here at the ranch."
I saw Condi look at Rove and wink. They think I don't see them. I don't let on that I'm kidding.
Of course, we'll have a State dinner at the White House.
"Think we can get him out of that dress so he can mountain bike with me? I don't want the press seeing him ride sidesaddle like some tinky-winky."
"I'll see about that, sir," said Karl, pretending to write it down.
"And make sure he ain't gonna bleed on the handlebars through them nailholes."
"Yes, sir."
"Or you're gonna clean it up."
"Yes, sir."
She ignored me.
The Dick burst through the door like Kramer and sat beside Karl as he polished the gleaming bike.
"Morning, Dick."
"Morning, Georgie."
"Don't call me that. A nickname like that can stick."
"Morning, Mr. President," he said in a sarcastic monotone.
"So, what's the deal with the pipeline, Dick?"
"It rusted through."
I saw Condi and Rove look at each other again.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, we know for certain that the supports didn't buckle because of the melting permafrost and cause the leak."
"So it was bad maintenance?"
Dick looked at the floor.
"That's my story and I'm stickin' to it," he said.
"That could be the presidential slogan," offered Karl.
I gave him my best asshole smirk but I couldn't hold it and we all four burst out laughing.
"Why did that general say there was going to be a civil war in Iraq?"
"You mean that soon to be retired general," said the Dick.
"Yea, him. I told him afterwards, I said, Do you see any blue or gray uniforms, any muskets with bayonets, any cannonballs falling?"
Condi stopped pedalling and looked at me with those big white teeth shining.
"And what did he say?" she asked.
"Nothing. He just shook his head and slunk off like a scared old woman insurgent whose house is being ripped apart by our soldiers as they look for the bombs."
"I like how you think, sir," said Condi, breathlessly.
I got the message.
"Dick, Karl. I have secret business with Condi. We're gonna reset our decoder rings. I'll talk to you guys later. We have important things to discuss."
"You mean Iraq and the middle east, sir," said Karl. He's such a kidder.
The Dick snickered in his fist.
"Hell, no. The Yankees are playing Boston tonight and I got a hundred dollar bet with Rummy. You guys want any of that action?"
"I'm in," said the Dick.
"Me, too," said Karl.
I looked at Condi and she fluttered her eyebrows.
"Later, guys," I said.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
8/11/2006 3:10 am


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

sparkee58 replies on 8/11/2006 3:52 am:
i wasn't finished yet

FrankPicasso 53M

8/11/2006 5:21 am

Hey, if Jesus shows up at the ranch, he can help clear some brush. Just give him jeans, a flannel shirt, a chainsaw, and some safety glasses, and let him go to town. But I hear they're running out of brush to clear down there. He'd better show up soon or he'll miss out on using a chainsaw. Hell, give him a chainsaw anyway. Let him cut up whatever he wants!

sparkee58 replies on 8/11/2006 11:15 am:
i'd love to be a fly on the wall when bush and jesus do meet

AstirRelicLatah 66M
1993 posts
8/11/2006 6:12 am

Jesus isn't showing up at the ranch, he's showing up in the Middle East, otherwise, Shrub and the brushes wouldn't be alloiwng Israel free reign. He's just trying to speed things along.

sparkee58 replies on 8/11/2006 11:18 am:
If they can get Assad to come over from the dark side, Iran will be isolated. I really believe that was the plan. It's not working too well, though. Hezbolla has fought them to a stalemate.
Look for US intervention about october.

AstirRelicLatah 66M
1993 posts
8/11/2006 11:24 am

If they can get Assad to come over from the dark side, Iran will be isolated. I really believe that was the plan. It's not working too well, though. Hezbolla has fought them to a stalemate.
Look for US intervention about october.

The problem with the Lebanon issue is the world will not admit that this is a fight to the death for Israel. Till that happens, I'm just not very excited. I just made a post on this topic. Thanks.

sparkee58 replies on 8/12/2006 2:36 am:
I agree it is a fight to the death for Israel, but they wandered into the lion's den on their own accord.

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
8/12/2006 12:38 am

Humanizing the "leaders" like that kinda puts a perspective on things...there's what we see, and then there's what really happens.

Good Post...

sparkee58 replies on 8/12/2006 2:41 am:
we can guess what really happens.

I glad you liked the post.

Junior's notebook will appear every Friday morning.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
8/12/2006 2:46 am

the "sigh" was in reference to how unfunny junior's notebook is getting.

I mean, as in too real.

But don't stop!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

sparkee58 replies on 8/12/2006 6:26 am:
i'm just getting started.

wickedeasy 68F  
31165 posts
8/12/2006 7:57 am

wonders how thick the fbi file is on you

great stuff - not just this one - all of them


Shrubism: "a lot more of our imports are coming from overseas"

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

sparkee58 replies on 8/13/2006 2:58 am:
getting thicker everyday, i imagine.
soon I may be writing in a cell on scraps of paper like de Sade.
To quote Woody Allen, "You fight facists with everything you have."

SirMounts 103M

8/12/2006 12:28 pm

Hey just think, the President is such a moron, he defeated the sitting Texas governor in his first run at office, won re-election in Texas, went on to defeat the sitting vice-president in winning the presidency, and finally ran against the full force of the left behind "war hero" Kerry to win re-election less than two years ago. The people Never voted against him.
If that's stupid, I guess his opponents must be even more stupid than he is.

sparkee58 replies on 8/13/2006 3:08 am:
Nice revisionist history, sir.
And how many provisional ballots were thrown away in the states with republican election officials?
How many voters were turned away at the polls because of purge lists?
How many Diebold voting machines gave different numbers than the exit polls showed, which have NEVER been wrong?
Oh yea, "war hero" Kerry vs. "homefront" heros Bush and Cheney.
Did you know Bush was the only member of the Texas Air National Guard that didn't volunteer for bombing runs in Viet Nam during his "service"?
I guess not. Fox didn't report so you didn't decide.

Anyway, your comments are always welcome.

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