This one for boys too but me no see straight now!  

sooolongsuckers 42M
831 posts
9/7/2006 4:35 pm

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9/14/2006 11:38 am

This one for boys too but me no see straight now!

SCREW OFF ONLYFIVE!! There's clearly no pun intended here!

Hey lady. Sidewalks fur regular walkin. Not fancy walkin!!

rockofthewesties 56M

9/7/2006 6:22 pm

...but everybody loves the Simpsons!
Don't they?


sooolongsuckers 42M

9/7/2006 7:06 pm

I know IIIIII do!

Actually, no, you're right!

Everybody loves the Simpsons!

That's why I don't feel so guilty about rippin off their material.
After seeing every epsiode twenty times or so those gags are kinda embedded in me now, and have become a regualar part of my course of thought.

Of course if ya didn't see it on the Simpsons, the gag came from yours truly.

Unless it's an obvious one.

I'd have to say that the best gag I ever came up myself was this one...
Everyone's sittin in a classroom and a teacher asks..
People, where are y'all from?

One guy says "Texas"
Another guy says, "Bronx"
Another guy says, "south carolina"

And then this,..get this...real idiot guy instead of crying out where he's from he cries out, "HOMER!!"

That's by far the best gag I ever came up with on my own!!

Till the Simpsons stole it!
Lousy cheapskates!

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