the poop stuff  

somethingelse40 76M
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3/23/2006 8:30 pm

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the poop stuff

sexuality in perspective ...

a rather obtuse slant on sex ...

those haunting spiritual undertones ...

Je me rapellerai toujours vous a mon coeur. happyf;

First off, let me assure you and myself as well perhaps, I have no known or intentional ax to grind and no desire or stomach to proselytize … just a hankering to expose a point of view and share it with you, yet only if you’re somehow sort of already so inclined. In fact I much prefer not to make any dogmatic assertions, since I’m not sure that I even have any myself. Suffice it to say, this indeed seems to be something of a rather slippery slope within the typical confines and context of AdultFriendFinder and contemporary affairs: just bear with me, or if you prefer simply bare with me and keep it KISS simple. Much of what follows of course is inveterate funny farm fodder gleaned in part, in fact for the most part, from my practically worn out and now falling apart copy of Touchstones a rather small and tiny HAZELDEN handbook of meditations for men, other beasts, and some fugitives, beginning with an introductory quote of one Monsieur Walt Whitman and followed by my rather severely interpolated rendering of the poop stuff, quite as follows of course, if you get my drift:

If anything is sacred, the human body is … {=} happym;

Oops, perhaps I just left out one little ole word there at the end, so I’ll just repeat that last phrase once again here for good measure and right here in this very spot if you please:

… the human body is sacred … {=} ...\8

So there now … now we have it; yet what have we here, and what of it? Does it really make any sense to you or to me or to anyone else? What follows may sound a little strange to you as it does to me at times, yet what have we got to lose? Is not life but a mere vapor upon an uncertain span of what’s left of eternity? Shall we not soar passionately in time or merely flutter along in the breeze? So once again I interpolate yet perhaps somewhat mercilessly as follows:

“A renewed relationship with our own bodies is part of our [rather haunting] spiritual [acumen or awakening]. Perhaps we have not known our bodies as part of our spiritual selves. [Perhaps we’ve not known much else of ourselves either.] We may have treated ourselves and others as objects. Too often genitals were ‘tools’ to be used, objects of our egos, or else a way of taking care of someone else, [taking care of business]. Maybe we used sex compulsively, as an escape from other emotions [some real boogers]. Men in [transition] commonly encounter problems with sexuality [even if they’re hardly aware of the term]. Those problems often come from knowing deep within that we simply must change something, but not knowing [what or] how [or why].

“It helps to create new images in our [cranium]. We can imagine a totally relaxed playfulness with our partners, with no goal in mind and no judgment. We can imagine the nooky fairy or perhaps some other higher power being there with us. We can imagine talking in detail with someone [just don’t get too obvious with it] or our partner or a friend ‒ about our feelings, anxieties, or frustrations with sex [don’t really know if I could do much of that or not]. We can imagine ourselves as a whole body, alone, not with a partner, and okay [ostensibly with a little ole flabbergaster of course]. Bringing sexuality into the whole of our lives is indeed a spiritual thing to do.

May I find ways to include sexuality in my spiritual awakening [as in my putting out and my cuming in].

Yet another nagging message from my computer:
You’re always talking about upgrading
to something newer and zippier.
Do you mean the cat or me???

So you lost your job, you wrecked your car, your wife left you, and your son joined Al-Qaeda [correct spelling courtesy of one Sir Valdrane78, ostensibly a great guy, of course]: You can’t just let one bad day ruin your whole week, huh???

Will man ever succeed in establishing communication with woman??? >>!

overall score: {=} =8 sucks pretty good, so far as it goes

Proletariet 42F

3/23/2006 8:45 pm

u got 1 right 3 wrongim gonna get ya bitch lisa won 49$ suit job, so what ur fucked i hate u rocki

somethingelse40 replies on 3/24/2006 2:02 am:
Will man ever succeed in establishing communication with woman??? >>!

somethingelse40 replies on 3/28/2006 5:22 am:
Is there a piece of ass in the house???

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Valdrane78 39M

3/24/2006 5:27 am


Look it up............

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog

somethingelse40 replies on 3/24/2006 11:38 am:
Thanks a bunch, Sir Valdrane78, that's quite helpful you know and considerably thoughtful of you as well my gentle comrade in spelling. No telling whenever I would have ever got a round to it , since I lost my old one a while back; and they're so expensive these days you know. I'll be sure and give credit where credit is due and of course and indeed very much appreciated, you Al-Qaeda speller you!!!

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rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
3/24/2006 8:18 am

Hmmm, Babel Fish didn't translate rapellerai.

Communication between the sexes is hard because the sexes are wired completely different.

The best you can hope for is blogging might enlighten the opposite sex as to how one is wired.


somethingelse40 replies on 3/24/2006 12:07 pm:
Indeed, Miss OddGirl, the wireing analogy reminds me of one of the best Cajun jokes that I can almost remember: It seems that this Cajun dude had somehow gone to the gettin’ place and somehow traded his 40-year old bride in on two 20-year-old sugar plums, if you git my drift. He was back so sooner than the very morning in quite an exasperating tone of Cajun drawl, speaking to the sales clerk and wanting his 40-year old bride back: “I'll be damned Sir, you know, I reckon I just ain’t wired for 220???

Wiring is certainly an interesting concept: we may yet learn that all this time we’ve been trying to communicate with virtually incompatible protocols???

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3/24/2006 8:20 am

We just had social intercourse. I believe in safe intercourse, were you wearing anything?

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

somethingelse40 replies on 3/24/2006 11:25 am:
Alas my liege, I was stark naked, couldn’t you tell? But it surely was good, and it felt good: I felt every little ole lurch and surge and sentiment and thrust. Yet I’m sure you will also agree, remote viewing and screwing is hardly no viable substitute for the real thing … that incomparable real life magic of skin on skin and stark orgasmic and organic chemistry. Yet as we’ve just fantasized and visualized, a mental, emotional, and spiritual connection can sometimes enhance and hone and enlighten one’s sexuality in quite remarkable ways, you know. Would you perhaps care to join me once again, perhaps in another rather extended séance of indelible, incredible, emphatic, mutually shared, and telepathic oral sex? Might you somehow feel and envision it as well, as I move gently up and down the length your entire luscious body, exploring all of your erogenous zones and thrust buttons? Whenever I can just get it straight from you, my liege, or perhaps straight up into you, then we can consider my day made, MOfunNOWWOW, if not tore up???

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somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
3/24/2006 3:33 pm

A really nice guy, huh???

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/25/2006 8:09 am

You are very good! Now come play Spin the bottle, Instead of playing tag, can we play spin the bottle

Purry {=}


somethingelse40 replies on 3/25/2006 10:33 am:
I rather imagine I'm the one that in a spin, huh?

somethingelse40 replies on 3/28/2006 5:20 am:
Indeed, you remind me of

a luscious and insatiable queen, Purry?

Shall we do it your way first??

and mine second, perhaps???

Or would it be possible perhaps

to do them both concurrently????

Hardly anything but hard?????

and all yours??????

and thoroughly at your disposal???????

pending your better judgement of course????????

and perhaps mine as well?????????

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downinlove2 55M

4/1/2006 8:13 am

I’ve never had a problem personally, always been fairly smooth sailing even in rough waters. I was told in high school by admin that I communicate better with female instructors. Oh if I had only realized. Maybe that’s why you have a problem communicating. You either try to think over everybody’s head or you’re just lost in frippery and resplendent over indulgence. I guess that why the majority of women that you "contact" here have little time or patience for your rants.
But I’m sure you knew that already.

Beat Poet

somethingelse40 replies on 4/3/2006 5:01 pm:
Not a problem!

rm_verriberri 80F
1849 posts
9/10/2006 5:19 pm

I'm still wading here.... but your English is 'superb' as well, I wonder how that happens? You spin out a dizzying mix here, it may take me a while to crack the code. -v

somethingelse40 replies on 9/14/2006 6:38 pm:
Now of course berri, here, you’re way down in the long forgotten and god forsaken bowels of my blog, reading stuff that for the most part hardly merits anything more that a considerable preponderance of rewrites before even I could crack the code, although I’m deeply honored by you attention, and I would very much like to know more about you and where you’re coming from and how you view the same world that we both happen to live on opposite sides of. Certainly I will want to spend more time reading your blog, hopefully in the near future, and of course I would love to get an email from you, although technically and according to generally accepted boy/girl protocol perhaps I should write first? Of course I still like to believe there is a blogging me and a non-blogging me as well, that these are somehow remarkably separate yet remarkably inseparable identities, although lately it seems that my blogging me has been eating my non-blogging me’s lunch, perhaps accounting for my somewhat suspicious early warning symptoms of some rare bred of schizophrenia.

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