the mental and sexual health hotline  

somethingelse40 76M
2738 posts
6/20/2006 4:10 am

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the mental and sexual health hotline

Hello and welcome to the mental and sexual health hotline.

If you are normal or horny, please stay on the line until you recover.
1. If you are [color blue]obsessive compulsive[/color], press 1 repeatedly.
2. If you are [color blue]codependent[/color], ask someone to press 2 for you.
3. If you have [color blue]multiple personalities[/color], press 3, 4, 5, and 6; if [color blue]dyslexic[/color], 69 69 69 69.
4. If you are [color blue]paranoid[/color], we know who you are and what you want: stay on the line and we’ll trace your
5. If you are [color blue]schizophrenic[/color], listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
6. If you are [color blue]depressed[/color], it doesn’t matter which number you press: no one will answer you.
7. If you are [color blue]delusional[/color], press 7 and you will be transferred to the mother ship.
8. If you have [color blue]a nervous disorder[/color], please fidget with the hash key until the beep.
9. If you have [color blue]a short term memory loss[/color], please try the poll again later.
10. If you have [color blue]low self esteem[/color], or [color blue]other hang ups[/color], please hang up.

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
6/21/2006 5:12 am

I dont have any of these things, hang up LOL!

Purry {=}


somethingelse40 replies on 6/24/2006 12:46 am:
It would take too long to explain my exact feelings, let’s just call it horny.

moonfire2u 71F
2602 posts
6/25/2006 5:32 am

hahaha!!! Those are great...but I guess I'm delusional because I don't think I fit any of those catagories...

kind thoughts,

somethingelse40 replies on 6/25/2006 5:43 am:
Your application for love and understanding is currently being processed, LOL. Seriously, thanks for the visit and the comment. Please continue to attract me.

rainqueen04 56F
1340 posts
6/28/2006 8:34 pm

OMFG that was funny!!!!

But i didn't take the poll.......but i was thinking about

somethingelse40 replies on 6/29/2006 4:26 am:
In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly.

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
7/2/2006 10:03 am

lets see I would have to make several excursions to press all that apply to this one.......



somethingelse40 replies on 7/3/2006 5:30 am:
You're kidding?

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
7/5/2006 6:51 pm

I'm so compulsive I had to vote. LOL!


somethingelse40 replies on 7/6/2006 4:41 am:
I thought you might still be on the line, but I'm thrilled that I finally got one vote. The honor rightly is yours. Perhaps we could both be secretly compulsive and intimately engaged?

florallei 100F

7/7/2006 4:10 pm

I am afraid I voted more than that allowed?...keep it a secret...something is really wrong with me.

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/7/2006 4:21 pm

That's quite alright my dear: no one will ever know the difference unless you should happen to remember it.

amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
7/19/2006 10:15 pm

What do we press if we have all of the above?

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

somethingelse40 replies on 7/20/2006 3:26 am:
Many situations can be effectively dealt with only by a vigorous shrugging of the shoulders.

crazygurl2xx 58F

7/24/2006 5:14 pm

i think i love you... and i know damn well i MUST love ashleigh brilliant.
laughing out loud? does braying and snorting count? it sounds like a barnyard in here!!!

somethingelse40 replies on 7/24/2006 7:12 pm:
It’s quite conceivable that we think a lot alike, give or take a thought or two every now and then. I’m quite fond of any crazygurl who thinks she loves me, and especially who knows damn well she MUST love Ashleigh Brilliant. I tend to go bananas over such admiration. Braying and snorting might help a little, but perhaps only when you’re sure you’re in the mood for it. Do come again my liege … and please feel free to avail yourself of the mental and sexual health hotline anytime you feel the urge.

somethingelse40 replies on 7/24/2006 7:21 pm:
Love is a very powerful medicine, if you can endure some of the side-effects.

BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
7/28/2006 2:45 pm

Nope, none of the above. Perhaps you should have added one that says "all together"

Lady Hunter / BAB

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009

somethingelse40 replies on 7/28/2006 2:51 pm:
Some of my instincts tell me not to follow some of my other instincts. I need more practice in being undecided.

Whether the future looks dark or bright may in either case prove to be an optical illusion.

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
8/20/2006 9:41 am

ok I was kidding....

.......or maybe not..

tender hugs...m.

somethingelse40 replies on 8/21/2006 4:38 pm:
Until recently I thought I was someone new.

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