the flabbergaster  

somethingelse40 76M
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3/15/2006 3:07 am

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the flabbergaster

I’m currently working on this marvelous new invention which I’ve at least tentatively named the flabbergaster: just in case you think you might like to place an advanced order to help defray the cost of experimental comparisons. Actually it works rather well for either sex (just turn it around) or for both at the same time in a rather groovy and somewhat automated coital position of readily adjustable and penetrating pulsations, gyrations, and rhythmic inflations, which plugs into your surround sound stereo or car radio for out of this world and rather exasperating and unbelievably carrying on type sound effects you simply just wouldn’t believe or live without of course until after try it. Summcum loude than others, no doubt? Yet due to recent organic chemistry and micro biological sensationalism in copulating and fucking membrane nano technologies it looks and feels and functions somewhat like that of a rather ordinary high priced high yield self lubricating auto-condom. Subsequently you simply wouldn’t have it any other way. And it can be affixed to a rather nice inflatable date, once s/he is blown up of course. Of course, as I’ve previously lamented so veraciously, I principally do sex the old fashioned way: I yearn it, once piece at a time, unencumbered, pickled, and sometimes cucumbered, and by the delight of a certain moonlit moonangel.


Y'all cum now, yah heah?

the new St. Paddy flabbergaster ...
And a wee doch-an-dorris to you all too my liege.

0_may_I 53F

3/18/2006 10:43 pm

A flabbergaster marvellous!!! Afterall, how many of us have ever been truly flabbergasted..
Let's get down to the much for the whole shebang?

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I ?

somethingelse40 replies on 4/12/2006 8:36 pm:
In your case, ma'am, you could probably get it, [post271232], for a song, perhaps less, should we decide to scratch the song.

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
3/19/2006 5:38 am

Well, shut my mouth, sweet thang?

It's downright negotiable:

had you considered flabbergasting me?

mooneyes @@ somethingelse40


4/12/2006 5:59 am

well . woooohoooo and give up my strapon hooked on to my old speakers.

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you choose what you comprehend.
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somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
4/12/2006 8:28 pm

Well now, MRSMUFFLAND, I suppose that would be something incredible to think about in your case, in fact something no doubt I could hardly get my mind off of, nor my tongue out of. Perhaps I could hardly eat just one tit either. I guess somehow I just never thought about it like that. Yet between the two of us surely we could cum up with something … some way to compromise, huh, somehow, someway, someday. Indeed, how does a compromising position sound to you, my liege?

Indeed, ma’am, that’s quite a striking and exiguous pose you wore to the party. In your case I think I might cum down with lockjaw. How does one chose with such incredible seduction and breath-taking moxie?

The Bartletts and the Magnolias
pine for your attention.
The pines go nuts.
The nuts go ape.
The apes go berserk.
The berserks go bananas.
The bananas go into splits.
The splits smack of fuddy duddies.
The fuddy duddies go!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+.

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