how to dial 911  

somethingelse40 76M
2738 posts
4/13/2006 6:28 pm

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4/22/2006 11:20 pm

how to dial 911

Be sure and get the model with the strapped on cell phone!!!

and go take a flying fuck!




somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
4/15/2006 8:14 am

Indeed, where are the f***ing comments?


kelly402005 53F

4/15/2006 9:59 am

Here........


somethingelse40 replies on 4/15/2006 10:24 am:
Shucks, kelly402005, indeed I thought you’d done run of with some other dude, and left me holding the bag, all alone and forlorn and horny, and particularly, since you really didn’t say much here, yet perhaps that’s merely all she wrote huh? Indeed, kelly, how would you like to take a little ride in my new swing? Shall we take your cell phone or mine?

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
4/16/2006 7:22 am

Is not joy and exceeding great joy generally in the ass of the beholder?

I promise you, mzhunyhole, your comment was completely and no doubt somewhat generally and explicably missing in action for at least a day or so: hence my in-depth consternation over it.

Some things just git better with age. >>! ?*


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
4/16/2006 8:33 am

I love that picture and I want one of those swing things!!! LMAO!!! I do agree a cell phone should be attached to call 911!!!Does that thing attach to a ceiling? If a man has to hold it for me I fear we're both in trouble as my breasts are probably over the weight limit for that swing thing to be held by a man!!! Very hot toy!!! Very hot picture!!! I wonder if we can attach one of those swings to an evevator and make the fun there even more tantalizing!!!

Whisper...


somethingelse40 replies on 4/16/2006 9:37 am:
Alas, Whisper, it’s held up solely by the whims of the nooky fairy: in fact the whole thing is principally her invention, indeed her principal mode of transportation. In fact you may wish to bring your own cell phone, if not two of more with extra batteries for good measure in hot pursuit of ecstasy. However, an elevator shaft does indeed sound like perhaps the logical place for one if you somehow had designs on getting the shaft? However, as you so wonderfully imagined, indeed there could be pussy to pay, and no doubt extra for oversized tits, should you ever wish to come down, and even then it might not be possible without first dialing 911, huh? I’m now scheduling sign-ups and re-ups, my liege: How may I help you?

somethingelse40 replies on 4/16/2006 9:45 am:
Alas, my liege, today I simply must f*** with my tax returns. Perhaps you and I can f*** tomorrow, quite possibly later today or tonight, huh? R.S.V.P.

P.S. I think the P. somehow figures for pussy???

somethingelse40 replies on 4/16/2006 9:53 am:
Alas, my liege, today I simply must f**k with my tax returns. Perhaps you and I can f**k tomorrow, quite possibly later today or tonight, huh? R.S.V.P.

P.S. I think the P. somehow figures for pussy???

somethingelse40 replies on 4/16/2006 9:56 am:
Is not joy and exceeding great joy and fun generally in the ass of the beholder? >>!

tillerbabe 57F

4/19/2006 3:34 am

Give me a "swing" any day! :d


somethingelse40 replies on 4/19/2006 3:44 am:
You got it!!!

Hang on!!!

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