a feelthy cranium  

somethingelse40 76M
2738 posts
9/9/2006 1:56 pm

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a feelthy cranium

and/or an early Halloween …

”Feelthy Thoughts … >>!

“Regardless of the condition of our sensory organs, we all have what are sometimes known as Feelings. Even groups, even nations, sometimes claim to have them. This would not be a big problem if everybody had the same ones at the same time, or if we could at least know and understand those of everybody else. No such luck. As far as feelings go, the world is a morass [more-ASS], in which a truly desperate person will clutch even at a potshot.

“The following have somehow emerged from the ooze of considerable emotional confusion and/or exhaustion or turmoil, despite efforts to suppress them with liberal doses of vitamins, exertion, and Viagra. Feelings are persistent creatures, and are more than likely, if left too long unattended, to send up great howls of protests. It should be apparent, from this tacky collection, that you and I have something in common, although I admit it is not necessarily anything to give either of us much cause for celebration.

Gleaned principally from the introduction to Section 7 of I feel much better, now that I’ve given up hope. , p. 93, Considerably more than ever Brilliant Thoughts by the unashamed master and consummate POT-SHOTEST, Dr. Ashleigh Brilliant, (Ph.D. Berkley), with some rather extemporaneous examples to follow.

By the way, you’ll no doubt be relieved to know that Ph.D. is not a venereal disease. I checked it out. Although the jury is still out on Berkley, since they can’t find enough volunteer animals or republicans to thoroughly test it. So this is my way of becoming intimately familiar with--if not sometimes sick of--all of the many potshots and double entendres of this obviously Brilliant dude, who no doubt has been way ahead of his time for quite some time--ostensibly since the beginning of time--within various and a sundry dimensions and lifetimes of course.

I’m simply amazed and generally flabbergasted at the obvious worldwide and historical significance of all of these cartoon like epigrams all rather ingeniously contrived to illuminate, liberate, and tickle your ass as you amble, or trudge, or lurch up and down that narrow road that winds dead ahead. Millions of aficionados have shared this journey by sending these potions on a hundred million potshot postcards–or as newspaper clippings from his once popular syndicated feature, comparably positioned perhaps in overall import right up there with all of the acclaimed quatrains of Nostradamus.

As previously noted and generously lamented I’m quite obviously not reinventing the wheel here but merely and/or perhaps putting a slightly different spin on it, thus revealing and sharing significant information age poop for the express purpose of course of furthering and extending my simply gross longitudinal study on the long term effects, implications, and ramifications of perfectly useless information.


WARNING: Again, no one has been verdantly, advertently, or inadvertently omitted here. In fact, very reasonable and/or unreasonable attempts will be made to summarily accommodate all previously non-accommodated readers, perusers, and/or innocent and/or not so innocent commenters. All examples have been chosen purely on the basis of random chaos. If you simply prefer a different identity please post it in an otherwise obscure comment If you can’t find any other meaning in everything that’s happening, try to consider it as entertainment. If one of us thinks its funny and one doesn’t, one of us must be wrong. Try not to get all bent out of shape over anything unless is actually true.

my true feelings for all unwitting participants … `

You give me a feeling of being free,
a feeling of who I want to be.

You give me a feeling so warm inside,
a smile on my face so big and wide.

You give me an everlasting feeling of glee,
making me realize who I want to be.

I don't feel sad when I potshot you
You take away all my blues?

You are light in all of its hues.

~Author unknown

Loneliness is but a yearning and a feeling that makes fulfillment possible … thirst for life, hunger for love, and miles of smiles.
~ Anonymous … possibly Obscure.

FunFlirty4u I hope you’re feeling. POT-SHOTS NO. 108.

I keep getting that old normal feeling. POT-SHOTS NO. 2248 (((slightly altered))).

mm0206 It’ll be a nice world if we can ever feel it. POT-SHOTS NO. 23 (((slightly altered))).

RozCanadian Sometimes I feel sad for no reason, but thinking of you gives me plenty of reasons. POT-SHOTS NO. 3608.

ella1966 Try to think of feeling as a learning experience. POT-SHOTS NO. 6034 (((slightly altered))).

Sometimes the best thing you can do for your body is just feel it. POT-SHOTS NO. 5684 (((slightly altered))).

oldude1946 I got a feeling my feelings are trying to tell me something. POT-SHOTS NO. N/A.

EroticaXTC The only cure for hard feelings in more hard feelings. POT-SHOTS NO. 5689. (((slightly altered))).

marnisway All the feelings in the universe have not yet been collected, so there’s still hope. POT-SHOTS NO. 928 (((slightly altered))).

Hydragenias There’s only one everything. Are you feeling it? POT-SHOTS NO. 764 (((slightly altered))).

smosmof2 Can it be that I have the kind of feelings best enjoyed at a distance? POT-SHOTS NO. 5855 (((slightly altered))).

myfingersmells1 My feelings are subject to a variety of interpretations ~ but so are my thoughts. POT-SHOTS NO. 4031 (((slightly altered))).

FEELINGS WANTED ~ pervious experience in trying to feel not necessary (and may discourage you from applying). POT-SHOTS NO. 4280 (((slightly altered))).

mzhunyhole I believe in good feelings, but not to excess. POT-SHOTS NO. 1985 (((slightly altered))).

Will man ever succeed in establishing innocent feelings with woman? POT-SHOTS NO. 3547 (((slightly altered))).

libgemOH Sometimes I feel for no reason, but thinking of you gives me plenty of reasons. POT-SHOTS NO. 3608 (((slightly altered))).

BaronessK I have no feelings: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence. POT-SHOTS NO. 2146 (((slightly altered))).

economickrisis When I feel, I feel fast ~ but I can’t remember what I last felt. POT-SHOTS NO. 2218 (((slightly altered))).

goddess1946 The only thing troubling my superb feelings is the nagging feeling that they’re all over. POT-SHOTS NO. 2161 (((slightly altered))).

TonyPlays The penalty of feeling is that you eventually lose touch with those who don’t feel. POT-SHOTS NO. 4394 (((slightly altered))).

[photo somethingelse40] to be continued and/or abandoned … POT-SHOTS NO. N/A. Currently I’m engaged in this ridiculous longitudinal study on the long term effects of useless information.

Alas, the relatively high graphics content here has once again simply gotten too large at this point, so again and characteristically it’s being continued in as many comments as consummately needed, that is whenever they finally come out of incubation.



somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
9/9/2006 2:47 pm

Anything as popular as sex must surely be a fad that won’t last. POT-SHOTS 5726.

Breathelessbimbo For the crime of overwhelming pleasure there’s an automatic feeling of breathless apathy. POT-SHOTS NO. 4405 (slightly altered).

marathonman45202 Some get more feelings than they deserve … others less ~ so, at least on average the world’s perfectly fair. POT-SHOTS NO. 4342 (slightly altered).

saintlianna My schedule is fast filling up with empty feelings. POT-SHOTS NO. 4432 (slightly altered).

The chances of eventually feeling are very high ~ hardly unnatural odds. POT-SHOTS NO. 4455 (slightly altered).

Something seems wrong with my feelings ~ should I try to fix it, or wait until I get it all together? POT-SHOTS NO. 4469 (slightly altered).

Having a good feeling is something I’ve always aspired to. POT-SHOTS NO. 5780.

Why does the feeling so often feel so much more attractive than the people who feel it? POT-SHOTS NO. 5780 (slightly altered).

spacecadet561 If feeling doesn’t solve my problems, then I know I’m in trouble. POT-SHOTS NO. 5758 (slightly altered).

robotdevil3 I know I’m in trouble when my own feelings start to reject me. POT-SHOTS NO. 5521.

bucfannn No matter how rich and/or famous you are, you can’t hire anybody to feel for you … unless it’s former president Clinton. POT-SHOTS NO. 5759 (slightly altered).

florallei Nothing comes out of my body that didn’t go in ~ but everything’s so changed! POT-SHOTS NO. 5603.

lustcurious42 The only core for snorting is getting busted. POT-SHOTS NO. 5689 (slightly altered).

marnison According to the latest reports, there was no feeling in any of the earlier reports. POT-SHOTS NO. 964 (slightly altered).

SensuallyKatey I’m in desperately need of some good feelings, but I’m afraid they’re no longer being made in my size. POT-SHOTS NO. 4506 (slightly altered).

Tell me again how completely you feel. POT-SHOTS NO. 2220 (slightly altered).

Ineedit560 We could have a much better feeling, if it could begin now. POT-SHOTS NO. 3187 (slightly altered).

I wish I could feel naked, without feeling obliged to fill the need. POT-SHOTS NO. 2977 ((slightly altered)).

Frekiko3 I could never feed a vegetarian. POT-SHOTS NO. 5135 (slightly altered).

Keep up the good feelings. POT-SHOTS NO. 511 (slightly altered).


economickrisis 56M

9/9/2006 4:52 pm

I feel you think too much

Thinking can be dangerous. It can deprive you of sleep, make your eyebrows grow, and mark you as an individual.


somethingelse40 replies on 9/10/2006 2:39 am:
Good positions are always open in government and industry for people who can exaggerate convincingly.

EroticaXTC 51F

9/9/2006 6:30 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    HMMM! just checking to see what this was all about since I've seen the foot print everywhere~
Careful Spunky, it's like getting your mind sucked into a whirlpool...next thing you know it'll be going down the drain


somethingelse40 replies on 9/10/2006 2:41 am:
I still miss some of the things I once had, but, in most cases, just the feeling is enough.

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
9/9/2006 10:33 pm

And we both know what that old normal feeling is don't we?! {=}


somethingelse40 replies on 9/10/2006 2:47 am:
God made me what I am but I try not to take it personally.

moonfire2u 71F
2602 posts
9/10/2006 6:05 am

A mind is a terrible thing to waste...lol...you truly are something else and that in your case is a good thing...

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


somethingelse40 replies on 9/10/2006 9:05 am:
Appreciate me now and avoid the rush. I certainly appreciate you. Two or three fans are astronomically better than none. I always cherish your kind thoughts.

cougarprey4play 42M

9/10/2006 11:04 am

"We're all mad here, I'm mad, you're mad..." ~ Cheshire Cat


somethingelse40 replies on 9/10/2006 12:42 pm:
Curiosity killed the cat …
nine times … or was it ten? …
There is madness all about:
Shall we fight it or join in?

somethingelse40 replies on 9/10/2006 12:42 pm:
Curiosity killed the Cat …
nine times … or was it ten? …
There is madness all about:
Shall we fight it or join in?

somethingelse40 replies on 9/10/2006 1:31 pm:
Curiosity killed the Cat …
nine times … or was it ten? …
There’s a madness all about …
Shall we fight it or join in?

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
9/10/2006 1:20 pm

somethingelse40 This is not the only world with feelthy craniums. POT-SHOTS NO. N/A.

A good way to feel absolutely nowhere is to try to embrace several feelings at once. POT-SHOTS NO. 3590 (((slightly altered))).

farm_girl84 Good positions are always felt on farms and in government and industry for bloggers who can exaggerate convincingly. POT-SHOTS NO. 4211 (((slightly altered))).]

PlaynAgain I still miss some of the things I once had, but, in most cases, just the feeling is enough. POT-SHOTS NO. 4052 (((slightly altered))).

I understood most of your message, but would you mind repeating that last scream? POT-SHOTS NO. 4126.

Cozy_Red God made me what I am but I try not to feel it personally. POT-SHOTS NO. 3765 (((slightly altered))).

PurryKitty2 Why do so many feelings go on long after the people originally involved have all disappeared? POT-SHOTS NO. 3946 (((slightly altered))).

aboutme66 My ultimate feeling is calm acceptance … feeling there is no ultimately feeling. POT-SHOTS NO. 4253 (((slightly altered))).

woofff I’d want to get to know you better, if I weren’t afraid of what I might feel. POT-SHOTS NO. 1987 (((slightly altered))).

song2262 When will you be free to feel the part of my feelings? POT-SHOTS NO. 4094 (((slightly altered))).

For better or worse I suspect I’m eventually going to feel something, so I can only hope it’s for the better. POT-SHOTS NO. 4127 (((slightly altered))).

sunshinekzn Dead feelings are less dead than if they’d never felt anything. POT-SHOTS NO. 4074 (((slightly altered))).

redrobin012057 My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to feel myself. POT-SHOTS NO. 3915 (((slightly altered))).

heavensent11236 I want to feel closer to my feelings ~ but I want my feelings to make the first approach. POT-SHOTS NO. 4313 (((slightly altered))).

try_ME45 My problem is that certain feelings I can’t tolerate are the only ones that can tolerate me. POT-SHOTS NO. 4047 (((slightly altered))).

BICURINTX2006 Why should we change the plan if nobody feels how it was? POT-SHOTS NO. 4025 (((slightly altered))).

My elders insist that feelings did not begin with my birth, but it’s always possible they’re mistaken. POT-SHOTS NO. 4080 (((slightly altered))).

MWWwantmore Once I’ve decided that I’m feeling, the next problem is to decide what I’m feeling. POT-SHOTS NO. 3648 (((slightly altered))).

MarcySullivan I’m feeling generous today ‒ how many of my feelings would you like to have? POT-SHOTS NO. 3924 (((slightly altered))).

SuzieQ4U60 Have you noticed how everybody is feeling? POT-SHOTS NO. 3981 (((slightly altered))).


somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
9/10/2006 4:12 pm

spunky11961 Lack of public interest in my feelings seems to be reaching epidemic proportions. POT-SHOTS NO. 4081 (((slightly altered))).

There would have to be a big change in your feelings to secure any change whatsoever in mine. POT-SHOTS NO. 4266 (((slightly altered))).

GoddessOfTheDawn Every time I close the door on Feelings, they come in through the window. POT-SHOTS NO. 906 (((slightly altered))).

DiscreetDelights Nothing is worse than the feeling of indecision, except the grief of having decided wrongly. POT-SHOTS NO. 2527 (((slightly altered))).

DoveOK How disturbing! No matter where I am or what I’m doing, I’m always feeling something somewhere. POT-SHOTS NO. 3055 (((slightly altered))).

Why is everybody behaving as if there were no reason to panic? POT-SHOTS NO. 305.

snatchmatch71 My great ambition is to secure a principal feeling in my own life. POT-SHOTS NO. 2406.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited feelings. POT-SHOTS NO. 2503 (((slightly altered))).

SlowManDen All I want is a little feeling called total satisfaction. POT-SHOTS NO. 2696 (((slightly altered))).

EroticaXTC I know when I’ve had enough pain, but it’s harder to tell when I’ve had enough pleasure. POT-SHOTS NO. 1992.

phoenix639 Sometimes the worst possible punishment is to be completely forgiven. POT-SHOTS NO. 2730.

TonyPlays How can you possibly consider your own feelings more important than mine? POT-SHOTS NO. 3111 (((slightly altered))).

MOfunNOWWOW Why have I been singled out to feel so ordinary? POT-SHOTS NO. 1933 (((slightly altered))).

tootsiedippin Isn’t it strange how many of our feelthy sensitivities are the same as everybody else? POT-SHOTS NO. 2689 (((slightly altered))).

marathonman45202 I’m torn by conflicting apathies. POT-SHOTS NO. 3091.

swngcplncosco I’m thinking of quitting all my activities, in order to devote full-time to your overwhelming pleasures. POT-SHOTS NO. 2952 (((slightly altered))).

curiousinlorain7 Not everything I feel should be destroyed: some of it should simply be moved farther away. POT-SHOTS NO. 2498 (((slightly altered))).

meerkittykat Isn’t anybody interested in exploiting my fatal weakness for pleasure? POT-SHOTS NO. 2412.

abqlady2 NOT NOW and maybe not later either. POT-SHOTS NO. 994.

playrigal I may be forgotten but I’m not gone. POT-SHOTS NO. 244.


somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
9/11/2006 12:38 am

fanerotic Dont blame me I voted for no one! POT-SHOTS NO. 108.

kittenkisses24 Never fall in love with anybody you cant afford to lose. POT-SHOTS NO. 2835.

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me. POT-SHOTS NO. 2436.

If I cant get what I want from you, Ill go away, and get it from nobody. POT-SHOTS NO. 2400.

concretejock How much more must I invest in this relationship before I get back anything worth having? POT-SHOTS NO. 4838.

_susie1971 Potshots have made me laugh and cry, but, unfortunately, Ive never felt loved by them. POT-SHOTS NO. 2464 (slightly altered).

magahee77 Let me know, if you have any fuzzy feelings that are going to waste. POT-SHOTS NO. 4792 (((slightly altered))).

I am hoping very soon to have something to feel for. POT-SHOTS NO. 294 (((slightly altered))).

cougarprey4play How can anyone be sane, feeling were all mad? 5438 (((slightly altered))). .

flimflam1966 If I dont do it today, what will I have to feel glad or sorrow about tomorrow? POT-SHOTS NO. 2483. (((slightly altered))).

BlackHeatLust Nobody is born smiling ~ being happy in this world is something you have to adjust to. POT-SHOTS NO. 4884 (((slightly altered))).

ButteryDelight I know which way the wind is blowing but I still have to feel my own way. POT-SHOTS NO. 1870 (((slightly altered))).

Why am I so often at the mercy of those who feel no sympathy over my sex life? POT-SHOTS NO. 4875.

Sometimes I wish I could give all my feelings the day off. POT-SHOTS NO. 2493 (((slightly altered))).

A feelthy cranium is a wonderful thing ~ everybody should have one! POT-SHOTS NO. 292 (((slightly altered))).

strongelk2006 Rednecks and politicians are now the only politically correct butts for insults. POT-SHOTS NO. N/A.

sexymamma662003 Why is there no monument to the unknown husband? POT-SHOTS NO. 4979 (((slightly altered))).

saintlianna I wrote your name on a flower, but it died anyway. POT-SHOTS NO. 4867 (((slightly altered))).

LFLekx What is the best way to fight back against all the people who annoy me intentionally? POT-SHOTS NO. 4386.

TheCliticals Before we make love, would you mind taking out the garbage. POT-SHOTS NO. 10.


Hydragenias 57F

9/11/2006 4:26 am

FEELINGS

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
and feelings like I've never have you again in my heart.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again.

Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
and feelings like I've never have you again in my life.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings

Albert Morris


somethingelse40 replies on 9/13/2006 3:19 am:
Ah, my dear! Feelings is one of my all-time favorites, and if you’re into dancing a marvelous rumba. Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?

economickrisis 56M

9/11/2006 6:10 am

LMAO


somethingelse40 replies on 9/13/2006 3:25 am:
If I can't have both comfort and meaning, I'd prefer meaningless comfort to uncomfortable meaning.

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