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Pertinent questions: Are we talking interludes or interlewds, Ms sfvcpl818??? Do you give private lessons??? or group lessons??? or intense interviews??? Is there a sign-up or a re-up list???
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On second thought: after taking several additional peeks, I may actually prefer your original version at this point. I may print it out and keep it right here next to my heart, between a rock hard and a lurching pecker.

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