It's starting, again...  

smirkingdevil 49M
7/27/2006 2:58 am
It's starting, again...

Back in college, when I lived in the dorms, I would visit the gym 4 or 5 times a week. I wanted to be "HUGE!" But, my body had other plans (why is that?).

The most I ever weighed in college was 175 pounds. My shoulders were broad, but my arms and legs were thin. Then, I started cycling, so I gave up on being "HUGE!"

I was 165 pounds at the height of my cycling career. I always knew if I just lost another 5 pounds, I would be the best cyclist in the world. Then I got hit head on by a mini van! Ooooooowwww...

Needless to say, while convolescing at my parents house, I lost the unwanted 5 pounds, plus another 5! Busted joints and dislocated jaws tend to make one not eat as much.

Flash forward 13 years and I found myself pushing 200 pounds. Lean muscle? HELL NO! Pure fat, baby. That's when I decided to make some changes in my life. The first was to leave the US (maybe I should have rethought that one).

The next change I wanted to make was to get back into decent shape. Heck, I was already "HUGE!" Now maybe I could make all that mass into muscle.

Flash forward 2 years to "now." I've only been exercising for 2 months. I did nothing major, until last weekend. Then a switch flipped in my head and I decided to "push" my progress. Oy! I liked it.

Typical as always, I've lost almost 10 pounds already. But, I want to be "HUGE!" So, I have a plan to get bigger than I was at my heaviest. What's the plan? You'll find out later. I want to do some experimentation first. Luckily, Russia has a lot of good chemists from the Cold War running around trying to scrape a living together and I happen to be a rich American expat.

Wish me luck...

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
7/27/2006 3:58 am

Oh, good God. This is how Frankenstein started, y'know. Huge envy on the part of the doctor. He ended up with a green monster of another kind!

smirkingdevil replies on 7/27/2006 8:33 pm:
Huh? I just want to be big and all muscly.

Nothing will be turning green on me! I hope.

Now ya got me all confused!

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
7/27/2006 8:57 pm

Green monster = envy
Green monster = Frankenstein

Envy = Frankenstein?

New math.

smirkingdevil replies on 7/27/2006 11:42 pm:
You are SO cute, even though I still don't have a clue what you are talking about. I did read Frankenstein when I was kid, though.

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