From the words of Andy Rooney....  

slidein2meplz 63F
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10/15/2005 11:05 am

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From the words of Andy Rooney....

This was sent to me in an email from an old friend I went to school with....she and I had gotten kicked out of Jr. High together for drinking beer in the lunch room...(out of a Pepsi can)...Anyway....I just loved the truth to this, hope you enjoy it too!!!!

Last line is great!

~~~~~~~~Women over 50 are GREAT!~~~~~~~~

This is for all you girlfriends 50 years and over.... and for those who are turning 50, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND for guys who are scared of women over 50!!!!...This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why.

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?"
She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 50 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 50 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. They always know.

A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rbnf440 56M

10/15/2005 11:43 am

Hi -
I'm not a big Andy Rooney fan at all but I DO think he's right.
I truly think women (as they get older) define "who they are" better than men do.
And I also think women as they get older really know what they like sexually.
A lot of times it can surprise a guy in really GOOD WAYS.
I like them kind of surprises !!

CantonOhCouple 61M/61F
553 posts
10/18/2005 8:22 pm

Nice post, and so true!!!

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