women vs cats  

silverfoxrun 42M
54 posts
10/9/2005 11:12 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

women vs cats

if you pet another cat your cat's ok with it
if you pet another woman, she'll cut your balls off

cat 1
woman 0

if you miss your cat's birthday, he'll never know
if you miss your woman's birthday, you forget the word sex

cat 2
woman 0

if you tell your cat he's fat he meows
if you tell your woman she's fat...well lets not go there

cat 3
woman 0

if you cook your cat a gourmet dinner he'll vomit it up later
if you cook your woman a gourmet dinner she'll tell you the meat is overcooked

cat 4
woman 0

if you ignore your cat he'll piss on your sheets
if you ignore your woman she'll sleep on your sheets...with the neighbor

cat 5
woman 0

I have two cats.

goddessofbitches 42M/34F

10/10/2005 9:30 am

OH my....now you've really started something...

Men and Dogs

When your in a bad mood, dogs try to make things better
When your in a bad mood, men try to run and hide.

Dogs will play with you for hours...
Men well....let's leave that one alone

Dogs can lick their privates
Men wished they could lick their own privates

Dogs chase other cats, but still come back...
Men chase pussy, and sometimes doesn't come back...

Yes...I did get this out of a book...


Always The Bitch

silverfoxrun 42M

10/10/2005 12:35 pm

That was funny. I was feeling devious. I got both off the net. I don't think i'll get that many replies to it. see ya

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