Funky Dream I had  

shylena256 43F
2608 posts
8/3/2006 3:09 am

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Funky Dream I had

The last few nights I find I am sleeping soundly but having nightmares at the same time.
If I liked horror movies or stress in my dreams I would be in heaven.
Unfortunately it ain't like that.
Last night's dream lasted about 4 hours of real time and it was a SAGA for me.
I am so happy to wake up.
In this dream I managed to be at work, late for work and visiting my ex bosses all at the same time.
This is all one dream as I tell you I was stuck in the passenger seat of a car with Nurse Matty who in real life just recently came to visit me and refused to sleep with me even though that was the only reason I wanted a visit....
So he is driving me around because I need to get to Sweden right now but I only have a ticket from some city that I have forgotten the name of but it's already in scandanavia that much I know. So Nurse Matty drives me to the ticket office but they tell me that Olga has the day off and she is the only one who would even be able to tell me where my original ticket is from. And the girls are really sorry at the ticket office but the only suggestions they have for me and my stress is a big spliff or a major session with my vibrator. I giggle and say I have both to bring with me but I really need to know the info that is on my eticket so that I know AT LEAST which scandanavian town my already purchased part of the ticket leaves from so that I at least know where I need to buy a ticket to so that I dont waste money. We leave.
So Matty starts driving me around SF but it's all different, hillier and posher than ever and the mission district is way on top of the fell street hill and we are on Gogh street and everything is painted like day of the dead. So I ask Matty where we are going and he says to the new Bay Center shopping Mall under the GG bridge. So we go, I am all European style carrying my cloth shopping bag which has a big bag of weed and my (dirty!) silver bullet vibrator. I am looking for Bic brand pens but totally paranoid I will get picked up for suspected shoplifting. Anyway I am concerned about my vibrator getting found and me with a huge bag o weed but somehow I ditch nurse Matty because I found a mini 16 seater tour bus that is looking for me to take them to Scandanavia ( but what they dont know is that I am not ready) so I am trying t get them there on a City bus even though there is this happy fat busdriver (whose bus is way too small for all the people) who wants to drive us.
I still want to ditch the group and get to that town in Scandanavia to get my (snowmobile? Plane? train?) ticket but I need to drive north via Santa Rosa to get there.
So we cross the GG bridge I am trying to help 32 people to transfer city buses to get with me up north but I still have something to do in Mill Valley which is Visit the J#s that is to say Jill Joe Josh AND Jacob, whose nanny I once was. I turn up and let myself into the nanny unit while 32 people and a mini bus built for 16 wait outside.
I TOLD them to go eat something or go to the seedy liquor store and KFCs that have a ppeared out of nowhere following me into my former domicile.
I am nervous and dont know what I am looking for but I somehow lose my shopping bag in the apartment and then i FIND MY BAG AGAIN BUT it is empty of the two valuable/embarrassing things inside. My group wants to help me but I am worryed that my former employers will want to talk to me and ask how I am and ask why there are 32 people standing in their driveway. I also dont feel like telling this group of tourists that we cant leave until ive found my weed and my vibrator but I have to find them. I am desperately digging in my cloth shopping sack and I find the dirty crusty vibrator but not the weed but decide the weed is not so important anyway cuz the J#s always knew i was a smoker anyway.... I deduce it's ok to leave the weed there for their new Nanny. I now try to get 32 people into a 16 seater minibus with the ever-happy driver who just now tells the passengers there is not room for all of them. Which doesnt matter because half of them have booked a San Francisco tour and only some of them even knew about Scandanvia and the group starts moving in two different directions all wanting me to be their tour guide. At this point I scream in a friendly manner that I dont think that this group is even made of the same species of being, which brings a big laugh.
Then I realize one woman is missing, no here she comes- she has been around the front door of my old bosses house chatting with them about children and nannys etc.

FINALLLY I woke up.

The above is a very short and not so detailed synapsis of my dream.
My back hurts from the tenseness I felt while dreaming this.

OboesHonedIambs 63F

8/3/2006 8:13 am

Sorry about your nightmare there. I have had occassional dreams like that, but mine starts on the N. Judah swings thru my bud's apt near 14th and Divisadero over to Twin Peaks and all the hell thru China town. And inbetween the route things get wierd - the shopping trip from hell!

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shylena256 43F
1967 posts
8/5/2006 12:40 pm

Thank you for responding to the one part of my dream that I thought no one would understand.

OboesHonedIambs 63F

8/6/2006 4:57 pm

    Quoting shylena256:
    Thank you for responding to the one part of my dream that I thought no one would understand.
You're welcome, shylena! I put that kind of dream in my category of "crazy house dreams", but when it involves shopping, somehow, there is a lost or missplaced purse, wallet, purchase and finding it becomes a cross between a treasure hunt and a cheap detective novel.

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tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
8/8/2006 5:57 am

Are you in the middle of making big decisions in your life? This sounds like the kind of dreams that someone has when they are contemplating changing jobs or moving to another city, etc. If you are then the dreams will stop once you have reached your decision.

If not.......your doomed muwahahaha

Bye everyone, it was a blast

shylena256 43F
1967 posts
8/8/2006 11:59 pm

Tracy, no I am not making big decisions in life, but this period is transitory nonetheless because I have just been proclaimed cured of cancer for the time being. So yes BIG changes are happening, but no big decisions, I basically know what I want to do and am doing it.
The fun part about tour guide dreams, is they never happen when you actually have to work, and for me recently it has been nice to be at work at least in my dreams!

shylena256 43F
1967 posts
8/10/2006 7:00 am

Thanks ditty!
Yes it was so vivid so i ran (ok sleepwalked) to the laptop and bliggety-blogged it right away.

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