Feast or Famine  

shychurchmouse 51F
418 posts
6/6/2006 7:30 pm

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4/19/2007 3:43 pm

Feast or Famine


It is hard for me to believe it has been six week since my last blog. It was brought to my attention today by the gentleman who got me into blog writing.

Like I have stated previously, my blogging goes hand in hand with my sex life. Which is either feast of famine. And lets just say that if I hadn't ate or drank since the last time I had sex, I would be dead.

I am sure I could of had casual sex and it might of even been good, I am a person that has to have something, some kind of a connection. I can not fuck just to fuck. I can even admit that is can be something as shallow as a physical attraction.

I even had the opportunity to take a male stripper and have my way with him(of course this was forever ago). He was OMG drop dead hunk of man flesh. I invited him to breakfast with me and a group of friends and was to give him a ride home after we ate. That was my first big mistake. At breakfast I could actually hear him talk. He kept saying something like shazam at breakfast. Talk about a real turn off. I took him back to his apartment and hightailed it out of there as quick as I could. Too bad he could not of keep his mouth shut long enough for me to screw his brains out.

The next day my friends all asked me if he was as good in bed as he was too look at. Of course I had to tell them he couldn't shut up long enough for me to find out.

I am not sure if any of you really wanted to know all this information or not but damnit can you feel my pain?

Thanks for reading and maybe I will write again soon, unless of course the famine ends or doesn't.

smackyman 47M
3849 posts
6/11/2006 11:43 am

You poor woman! This is what I'm going to do because I like you so much and I've been in that boat.
I'm going to package myself up and ship myself off to you via UPS. Sure I'm not drop dead gorgeous, but I do know how to keep my mouth shut and according to my memory I haven't uttered the word 'Shazam' since I watched cartoons on Saturday mornings as a kid.
All I ask is one thing - when the UPS guy shows up with the package - if he is hot and can talk a good game and you are feeling a connection - please don't screw his brains out before you open the box? Thanks!

Sincerely,

Smackyman


shychurchmouse 51F
239 posts
6/12/2006 1:56 am

Smacky deal hun. Will refuse to sign until I let u out if he is all that.


funwild55 62M

6/12/2006 6:54 am

Sounds like he had the "nervous energy" kind of thing going. Maybe it isn't always the best to run off at the mouth, but I know every once in a while I just can't shut up, unless I have something to keep my lips busy on!!! Always willing to help a lady in distress, all you have to do is let me know.


smackyman 47M
3849 posts
6/15/2006 11:23 pm

Great - then the party is on! Make sure you give us the lowdown when the feast starts - okay?


shychurchmouse 51F
239 posts
6/16/2006 8:42 pm

Smacky lol you will be the first to know hun


smackyman 47M
3849 posts
7/24/2006 11:05 pm

If only I truly was the first to know by being there!

Love ya!


rm_unzipme48 64M/55F
19 posts
4/11/2007 6:23 pm

Lil sis,
Sounds like we need to go shopping and find you a BOB for those famine times....SHAZAM...Biggest hugs and mauhs !!!!!


shychurchmouse 51F
239 posts
4/19/2007 3:43 pm

Sis woohooo a new BOB? Don't forget the batteries.


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