In My Own Words...  

shispook 48F
722 posts
3/16/2006 9:20 am

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12/30/2006 5:09 am

In My Own Words...

.....One aging minger,complete with stretch marks and wrinkles,straight white hair and curly black teeth,(THREE OF WHICH ARE ALL MY OWN, teeth that is)

....a sarky cow by all means who doesn;t give a stuff about anything...cept fast cars and driving them

...boil bunnies for a living,(long before Glenn Close even thought of it hahaha)easily pleased/turned on

...on the lookout for an Adonis with strong shoulders capable of taking an extra 8 stone ,killer smile and a glint in his eye...who will put her on a pedestal and treat her like a goddess, in return you will reap the bounteous rewards that only a wart-covered shrivelled old hag can offer...(just a temporary requirement,not looking for a life partner)

...Take me to bed or lose me forever, ye big stud...(Top Gun)...

Any takers???? Form an orderly queue please I thankyouverymuch xxx

entwined_with_u 43M
1 post
3/16/2006 10:08 am

Any chance you can get those warts removed first? I have a terrible allergy. Entwined.

Green_Tea_Boy 51M
1064 posts
3/16/2006 2:25 pm

elbows entwined aside......*smiles killer like... and allows the glint to shine off my glass eye*

I'm first....

shispook 48F

3/16/2006 3:41 pm

got any Wart-eze????

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