Monkey and Lizard  

shedevil3006 52F
61 posts
8/2/2006 7:35 am

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2/22/2013 4:42 pm

Monkey and Lizard

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey!

what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join

me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going
to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
to t he side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with


The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how
his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get
a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into
the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water
did you drink?"

dipper55345 52M

8/2/2006 10:26 am

LMAO! That's great, I love it.

rm_lookin4girlp 64M
2 posts
11/22/2006 12:31 am

I got tears cummin outta my eyes, I was laughing so hard.....damn shedevil....that was a good one!!!

shedevil3006 52F
199 posts
11/22/2006 7:26 pm

way cool, that is my mission in life to make people laugh...

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