Silver is good.... diamonds are better  

shadeofpink 43F
372 posts
5/25/2006 10:06 am

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5/27/2006 6:02 am

Silver is good.... diamonds are better

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

Kristofer32 47M

5/25/2006 2:17 pm

The guy is a punk...good guys always finish last

SleekIcilyVarix 42M

5/27/2006 4:54 am

"Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount." -Harry, from When Harry Met Sally

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